A-Stumpy

When one receives and/or gives sexual pleasure by means of an amputated limb.

Bro 1: I saw a hot girl the other day with one arm at the bar.
Bro 2: Yeah me too, was she hot and blonde?

Bro 1: Yeah she was!
Bro 2: I would totally get a-stumpy from her

:: Bro Five ::

by Weedy McRoberson June 20, 2011

Stumpy

Someone who very short and often has a very awkward personality. This word is most frequently used on The Fresh Prince of Bel-air when describing Carlton.

“Hey stumpy!”

by B.Gar October 13, 2018

stumpy joe

the original drummer in the british rock band "spinal tap"

It's too bad that stumpy joe choked on someone else's vomit; he was such a great drummer.

by Laura Ashley Lewis November 2, 2006

stumpal

N; a friend missing an apendage.

I was down and the Y and I made a couple of old VETS. my new STUMPALS.

by jamesfm January 28, 2007

stumpky

nasty ass stubby stinky hoe

jessica: “sarah was talking about how you always wear weave”
shaniya: “bye asl. tell that stumpky ass bitch mind her business”

by blasiibabii December 23, 2020

Illinois Stumpy Stew

Two nuggets molest each other violently with a vast array of vegetables in a hot tub.

"Found this kinky skank on tinder so I get to have me an Illinois Stumpy Stew tomorrow"

by TheRealFuhrer October 17, 2014

stumpy

to have the characteristics of a tiny individual; resembling a person who dies in combat due to being stepped on

A stumpy soldier died when his fox hole was literally a foxhole.

by wildman March 30, 2005