Stroke

A person that waste a salesman's time.

"This stroke came in to the dealership and wanted to test drive 4 cars and isn't looking to buy until next year."

"I spent 2 hours with a stroke fuck-face customer today."

"What a stoke"

by tire-kicker, waste of time, June 19, 2018

Stroke

a person lacking much intellectual capability and makes a simple mistake.

Guy 1: dude, my girl really broke up with me because my parents took my phone.
Guy 2: WHAT THE HECK!! she's a stroke bro, homies will be glad to have you back.

by Xavier.bxg June 11, 2019

stroke

some one bullshitting you,not being compleatly honest

that guy says he got a hot car? dude! he's stroking you! he got a moped!

by rixx May 17, 2005

stroke

N: Used to describe a person who hasn't a clue. Metaphor for not even being worth the entire act of masterbation, only a small part therof.

"Buddy is asking out my x-girlfriend"
"He's such a stroke"

by Bart Smartly April 25, 2004

stroke

when someone has a stroke while typing

person 1: hey man how's ur night going?

person 2: its pretty gooerijgjf;oeihfijehfuyernifurhbfjrhjkefgjehfjirheiferifvrefkjnrfrnfkefnkfnkvnfkjvnkfnvkjfnjvnfrnvorjhfoerjkfklerjwlkfjrfoihj2gjfirngvhrvufhrkvjrihjfklwmqdlkw,skwms.qpkewkofrbvnoewkdnvbutgjvocwjdciuegyfyueinrfhyurfjierndnewjidnewjndehjbjewndejhwbfhuendhefbhejnhdhuebfiendkjed

person 1: are you having a stroke?!?!?!?11/!/?

by whywhyWHYY September 28, 2019

stroke

when your brain goes dumb and can't process.

I had a stroke reading that.

by ChinnyChin01 January 27, 2020

stroke

intercourse, have sex,

D: me and that girl went home and stroked

by D5 January 29, 2003