String Cheese Incident

A piss poor "jam band" from colorado that has created a following of loser hippie fucks the likes of which has not seen since the waning days of the grateful dead. this once talented bluegrass band has truly pissed in down the right right leg and shit down the left in an attempt to become a brainwashing techno/trance/molly popping/hippie cultivating machine. Once good music has since been replaced by repetitive bass lines, synthesizers and electric drum machines with the hopes of creating the largest following of mindlessness ever.

The String Cheese Incident raped my dog on their way to the show tonight.

by Cheese Hater December 3, 2005

string cheese incident

one of the worst bands to have crossed the jamband scene and the music scene in general.

also known as the String Cheese ACCIDENT

Shitty music = String Cheese Incident

by Mother fuckin' P.I.M.P December 20, 2006

String Cheese Incident

weak cover band. Folk/jam genre loved by junior-high stoner wannabes.

emo girl: wahh my family sux
emo boy: wahh i dont luv the world
emo girl: lets steal my deadbeat mom's ciggs, pretend to smoke them and listen to String Cheese Incident!

by DENCHtheMAN August 24, 2005

rotten string cheese tampon

used to describe only the most undescribable smells eminated from a woman.

oh god she smells like a rotten string cheese tampon that was left out in the sun all day just nasty.

by J D Martin April 16, 2008

Can you string my cheese

to peel back foreskin on a DICK

Hey sugga TITIS can you string my cheese uwu mommy ;)

by DankonDS March 2, 2022

String Cheese

To leave, to go away, or to peel out.

String Cheese time.

I need to string cheese.

by UGAK January 23, 2024

String cheese

a delicious stick of cheese that you peel. The pieces you peel off can be so small that they look like string. Therefore, it is called string cheese. What reason would one have to look this up?

Timmy peeled off some of his string cheese to share with Rachel at lunch.

by flowerpipe July 16, 2019