strangle a darkie

Same meaning as choke a darkie, ie to crap/shit/defecate. The word "darkie" relates to the usual colour of poop.

I was just about to leave the house when i had a sudden urge to strangle a darkie, so i had to use the bathroom before i went out.

by lyndal June 22, 2007

Stingle

The sensation you feel that is not quite a sting, not quite a tingle, but a combination.

When I use medicated lip balm, my lips stingle.
OUCH! My foot is asleep, it really stingles!

by Erin Munroe March 5, 2008

upsidedown strangle

A form of male masturbation in which the thumb meets the base of the penis.

Man, my arm is sore from doing the upsidedown strangle all night!

by rosuel March 16, 2009

Straggler

The final piece of poop

Sometimes I have to rock back and forth on the toilet to get the straggler to let go

by doo-dooButt June 18, 2018

Strangle Wank

A Strangle Wank is where any gender of male or female, or both place one hand on theyre neck as if to throttle or choke them self whilst masturbating.

Look at him having a wee on the wall

Hes blaintz strangle wanking

by dcbeast July 12, 2010

Springle Element

The state of having an utterly overwhelming level of self importance whilst at the same time being a complete lowlife.

The act of creating the illusion of being generous whilst at the same time ripping someone else off.

Old man: You swindled me out of my pension!
Swindler: I'm donating it too charity!!!
Charity: Oh, the Springle Element at work...

by Bobsya Unkle September 2, 2006

Strangled Vagina

When someone is a little cunt and wont shut up and keeps bitching.

Omg that kid is being such a Strangled Vagina, I wish he would just shut up.

by WootALoot July 14, 2009