string cheese

When a woman who is not quite built to wear thong underwear wears one and her rear end looks like a giant mass of cottage cheese.

Hey... get a load (and I mean LOAD) of Anna Nicole Smith's string cheese!

by joshuasmommy November 1, 2003

string cheese

The result of a man with a cheesy penile stench having intercourse with a woman who is menstruating and pulling out only to find out he has a string dangling from his cock.

After I earned my red wings last night I shoved my smelly cock in Jen, poked her tampon for a few minutes, and came out with string cheese.

by Steelersfanps November 10, 2010

string cheese

A slang term for a penis smaller than 4 inches

I don't like you, Brad, you have a string cheese.

by dangnuggets October 3, 2016

string cheese abuse

Chomping, cutting, or ripping and eating chunks of a string cheese portion is considered string cheese abuse. It is difficult to isolate this colloquialism. It is, however, more common than one may expect.

String cheese is intended to be shredded along the length of its geometric pattern. It is shared in delicate threads and tendrils between grotesque, dairy fiend, farting lovers. Their friends may brind them celery and other greens in desperate attempts to mitigate certain consequences of this decadence if it persists for too long.

Yes, dear, but I'm making a dish that requires these chunks of mozerrella, so we are committing sanctioned string cheese abuse.

by Delphius July 6, 2019

String cheese

a delicious stick of cheese that you peel. The pieces you peel off can be so small that they look like string. Therefore, it is called string cheese. What reason would one have to look this up?

Timmy peeled off some of his string cheese to share with Rachel at lunch.

by flowerpipe July 16, 2019

String Cheese

The act of pouring molten Mozzarella down the urethra and pulling it out as string cheese.

Yo I did string cheese last night and now my urethra has closed up. Anyway want some string cheese?

by CheesamusMaximus June 11, 2020

String Cheese

When a woman shits her self in a thong and the poop splits in the pants giving the apperance of String Cheese

Did you hear Martha String Cheesed herself?

by BIGGBOIIJOHN February 26, 2021