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stressage

a message that causes stress.
I keep getting stressages that my books are overdue at the library.
by Kevin Kusreau August 3, 2007
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Stresscrement

/strɛskrɪm(ə)nt/

noun.

1. a term used to describe the feeling or need to excete or urinate due to stress or a stressful situation

2. the act of discharging waste matter as a stress response
1. Person 1: The upcoming performance is making me want to stresscrete right about now!
Person 2: Ew... But also, I totally understand your need for stresscrement

2. I'm stresscreting; leave me alone.
by words and sundry June 4, 2018
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Stressure

No stressure bruv all is cool
by Pierre Le Grande August 23, 2018
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STRESSURE

The intense feeling of both: serious pressure and stress. Conflation of stress and pressure.
Because this job interview was more than just stressful; but included the real pressure for the decent salary... it has become a flat out STRESSURE!!!
by Major Thomas Randle December 3, 2018
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Stressmas

Specifically for high school and college students, the week(s) leading up to exams and breaks around the Christmas holiday. Depending on your level of education and the rigor of your teachers/courses, Stressmas can last for just a single week before the holiday break, all the way up to the whole month between the return from Thanksgiving break to the last day of school before winter break.

Stressgiving is a sister term to Stressmas, referring specifically to the time before Thanksgiving break.

The purpose of Stressmas is for teachers to test their students on all the information they possibly can before their pupils go on break and forget it all. This often causes students extreme stress and panic, to the point where they nervously anticipate this time of the semester throughout their whole year.
Student A : Damn my teacher is giving us so much work this week! I can barely keep up. My brain is about to explode.
Student B : Mine too. Well it is the Stressmas season, what do you expect?
Student A : Fuck
by RagingLesbian December 5, 2018
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Stressma

"Stressma" a word which only exists in one persons head which is "Silja", she is deadly trying to convince everybody that it exists
I have so much Stressma
by Zerranox May 13, 2020
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Stressma

Stressma is both a feeling and a condition. If something bad happens repeatedly, you often get into a stress state. This can be, for example, if you have put your glasses away and cannot find them, and you have done this several times before. It can be anything from having to empty the dishwasher to being bullied. "Omg my computer is always so slow. It gives me stress". So here you just get into a stress state, where life is so much easier when you can put it into words ...
They are giving me so much Stressma.
by Zerranox May 26, 2020
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