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Snap Streaks

a completely fucking utterly useless thing where when you and a friend snap each other every 24 hours or else the time would run out and the streak would end, most people like to draw an “s” and send it to everybody on their friends list (not very many friends considering they send snap streaks)
Mom: “David, why does Avery keep sending me an ‘s’?”

Dad: “Awh, shit. Our son is trying to start a snap streak?! I’ll grab the shotgun and blow this motherfucker’s head off”

Mom:”A snap streak, that sounds incredibly worthless! Yeah, go ahead and yolk that fuckface!”

Dad: “Did you just say... ‘yolk’..? *aims shotgun at her head* I’m sorry honey.”

Mom: “P-please! It was just an expression!

*kid walks in wearing sleeveless sweater*

Dad: *aims gun at kid and pulls the trigger blasting the shit out of his head* “OH NO THE FUCK YOU DONT!”

snap streaks are dumb
by turtlepenis 64 November 20, 2018
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Dry Streak

To go for an undesirable amount of time without having sex. This is primarily found in men.
"Man, you've been getting no action. You're on a real dry streak. Why don't we just call you 'Dry Streak' Murphy."

"Women are like camels. They don't even know the definition of dry streak."
by T. James Murphy September 18, 2006
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Streekism

The re-pronounciation of a particular band name as popularized by the late/great Toronto radio personality Martin Streek.
Nirvansquay, Kings of the Rock Stage, The Beastie Brothers, Bush formerly known as Bush X formerly known as Bush... etc. any band Martin Streek felt he needed to announce differently from the actual designated band name is a Streekism... Perhaps song titles too...
by The Jayson July 9, 2009
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Gremlin Streak

When commiting the carnal act of Anal Sex with someone, you finish inside them and once completed you slide your fingers inside the recently abused area and scoop out the mixture of semen, lube and excrement and draw a line down their back. This will give them a streak that looks similar to the streak on the head of the Gremlin Spike.
I finished punishing her anus then I gave her a Gremlin Streak
by qua3kers December 30, 2009
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Redneck strength

Strength at or near the equivalent of a superhero contained by men or women who grew up in the country. Condition most prevalent when angry.
When your truck gets stuck and there is no one there to help. Grab a rope, tie it to the truck, and use your redneck strength to pull it out.
by parket19 September 30, 2013
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Steam Streak

The line of moisture left behind on a non-porous seat from the heat and humidity built up between one's thighs and cheeks.
bruh, it's so tepid in here that I'm gonna leave a massive steam streak on this classroom chair.
by SebonWeissman November 3, 2018
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retarded monkey strength

You know how monkeys can lift 4000 pounds? And retarded people have twice the strength of a normal person? Well imagine the stregth a retarded monkey has.
Colman: "How did that monkey just throw that car?!"

Laura: "Well it has downs so it has retarded monkey strength. Get rid of that banana."
by lo6972 August 20, 2018
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