Streekism 

The re-pronounciation of a particular band name as popularized by the late/great Toronto radio personality Martin Streek.

Nirvansquay, Kings of the Rock Stage, The Beastie Brothers, Bush formerly known as Bush X formerly known as Bush... etc. any band Martin Streek felt he needed to announce differently from the actual designated band name is a Streekism... Perhaps song titles too...

Streekism by The Jayson July 9, 2009

shrekism 

Shrekism is a religion revolving around the character in the 2001 animated film, called "Shrek". Its followers say things like: Cutting onions with my knife, Shrek is love Shrek is life. Shrekisim is praying to Shrek and hoping he will reward us with eternal life. Our greatest enemy is the Drek Lord Farquaad worshipers. They believe that Farquaad who tried to take Shreks wife is the true ruler. Big online battles rise on shrekchan.com about this topic, that is very sensitive to its followers.

Shrek Ogre Drek Ogrelord Onions Farquaad shrekism

shrekism by TheMightyOgrelord March 5, 2014

Shrekism 

The one and only superior religion where long ago a powerful being named shrek created the universe and about 4.3 billion years ago he created the earth but it was a giant swamp and the only life was plants and ogres and donkeys. eventually some of these ogres evolved to become what is now known as humans and the earth changed too causing swamps to be a lot less common then they used to. Some ogres stayed isolated and did not evolve. the last known ogres seen around 400 years ago but some theories suggest that they have a colony of ogres still thrive on slugs and eyeballs deep under swamps. This theory is highly supported since nobody has seen any evidence of ogre remains so they are likely hiding and waiting to return. Anybody who opposes this belief is a lord farquaad supporter and should be thrown in the lava that surrounds the dragons castle. There are many variations of shrekism but they all revolve around the belief that the all mighty shrek controls everything that exists. Some believe it is possible to summon shrek by tying a donkey to a tree in a swamp surrounded by onions and chanting “what are you doing in my swamp” over and over while playing All star by smash mouth from a CD player that was manufactured in 2001. Many people have tried this but nobody has succeeded in summoning shrek because the conditions have to be absolutely perfect and it is still very difficult.

It was very easy to convert my Christian friend into a shrekist because of how much more sense shrekism makes

Shrekism by Ur mom's shrek hentai April 21, 2019

streetsmart 

An individual who may or may not be schooled or trained academically but who possesses knowledge and wisdom applicable in the real world.

Eminem dropped out of school but due to his streetsmarts he made millions being able to connect and communicate with the urban culture. Streetsmarts are a foundational and essential element of street cred.

Previous generations referred to this trait as "the school or hard knocks"

streetsmart by robon180 December 29, 2007

Streepish 

Adjective

Used to describe someone who either looks beautiful or looks like shit; nothing in between

Celebrities that could be described as streepish: Meryl Streep, Uma Therman, Susan Sarandon, Sandra Bullock

I would describe her look as streepish, as she is either breathlessly beautiful or looks like a dude from one moment to the next.

Streepish by Sky Spang May 14, 2017

Shrekism 

It's a form of worship towards a mighty lord, shrek. The main audience is Northen Ireland, as it was its founder. The main founders were the Reid family. It is a worship in which involves a range of sacrifices, such as 22inch dildos and prayers. The followers make up a good 99.9% of Ireland's population, which is located in the British Isles, not Great Britain by the way.

"This Irish weaboo must follow shrekism"
"If he's name is Taylor, he's gay and follows shrekism

Shrekism by poofta lad August 12, 2016

Streetist 

According to New York City Photographer Avi Avnair who coined the term, a "Streetist" can be..

1. One who understands the mentality and psychology of residents of urban areas.

2. One who is makes a hobby of exploring sketchy urban areas.

3. One who is VERY streetwise, has a high level of street sense/logic.

4. One who has an appreciation for urban areas that have a worn or decayed look.

Jim, you can't walk Brownsville alone tonight. Bloods and Crip will maul your pussy ass. I'll call Jamal to walk with you, he's a REAL streetist.

Streetist by Youth June 13, 2012