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bacon stretcher

An object that can be lobbed in to the category that the "Left Handed Smoke Shifter" resides in. The joke is commonly used on members of a younger group who have not heard of it before- "Hey, can you go get the bacon stretcher?". The the other members would then watch as the person would actually try to find it.
"Hey Little Jhonny, can you go bring me the bacon stretcher?"
by xkruthlieuarhgoiqent4c September 18, 2017
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cooter stretcher

A child that has been delivered vaginally or a male penis.
"Your baby is so cute. He's a cooter stretcher."

"His penis is so big it's a cooter stretcher."
by Gracey Mayberry February 17, 2014
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stretcher

A particularly girthy poo that feels like it stretches you on its way out - it leaves you clenching your buttocks for half an hour afterwards trying to get your ringpiece back into shape!
Remind me never to eat Branflakes again, that dump this morning was so full of stretchers i felt like i'd been fingered by an elephant!
by mrbruceman March 15, 2009
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Penis stretcher

The act of stretching/pulling the penis to its full extent while going piss in a urinal in an attempt to make your flacid penis look large.
Jake-man the guy next to me was checking out my dick so I had to intimadate him with the ol' penis stretcher.
by The Squeeler April 18, 2009
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margaux stretcher

When you get so drunk that you pass out in multiple places and wake up because either a cop is trying to wake you up or sprinklers squirt on your face. You then proceed to rat out some of your "friends."
Dude you totally pulled a margaux stretcher, we couldnt find you for hours until someone found you passed out on the street!
by ghettotitties September 10, 2010
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stretcher

The act of inserting one finger into the vaginal opening (normally the index finger), and two into the anus (normally the middle and pinky fingers). Also known as the reverse shocker.
Commonly referred to as: one in the pink, two in the stink.

eg. Man, I streteched this chick out last night, and she loved it.
by Pam Cuthbank May 31, 2005
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Strictler

A person that is more strict than anyone.
Every time I go to school I have to see my teacher, he is a strictler.
by epicguy22 April 6, 2017
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