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Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. 

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

streat meat 

A common male or female prostitute who markets their goods. Often seen on street corners and lurking in deprivileged urban settings.

Personally i like to buy mine at market value from an accredited wholesaler.
Dude! you did'nt get yourself another streat meat did you!
doing the charleston!
oh charlie boy.....!
streat meat by DR. PURVEY CURMY February 6, 2007

Streetmate

A person living in the same street as you. Similar to a housemate, but in the broader scale of a whole street.
Synonymous with neighbour.
My streetmates are all getting together for a street party at the end of the cul-de-sac.

Streetbeat 

The art of pummelling JP.
"Breaktime...Time for a Streetbeat JP!"
"Lunchtime...Time for a Streetbeat JP!"
"Bedtime...Time for a Streetbeat JP!"
Streetbeat by King of Town August 20, 2003

Streetbeater 

The nickname for Quincy Jones' Tesla Roadster.
Damn! There goes QJ in his Streetbeater! He's really beatin' the street in that thing!
Streetbeater by Alex McCool January 27, 2013

streetheater 

A great vehicle. A cool ride, usually heavily customized or unique. A vehicle that turns heads. Derived from the TV show Street Heaters which showcases customized vehicles.
did you see that ride ...damn thats a streetheater.// Hey why don't you hook you ride up make it a streetheater?// i wish i had a streetheater i'd be getting all the honeys.
streetheater by Jeff Dugan February 13, 2005