strava hoe

Person obsessed with strava data and getting the next KOM/QOM

(king/queen of the mountain)

Did you see that rider flying past us without warning? What a strava hoe.

by StravaQueen June 1, 2022

Strava cash money in the bank

Walk with the homies opening whip

Whe are going to use Strava cash money in the bank

by FRIV December 18, 2022

Stravato

A pompous asshole, usually found sitting in his chair and bossing people around.

"Escape, escaoe escape escape.."
"Gimme a z-enter e-enter"

by Captain pwn@ge March 23, 2004

scravage

A person who is too savage to use the word savage.

I'm too scravage to be a savage.
I'm a complete and utter scravage.

by Scravage June 8, 2016

stravato

A round little asshole who doesn't do anything for you, but wants you to do everything for him. He also will give your starburst away without your permission.

Ryan: "Why is grade 9 the only year stravato doesn't teach?"
Mike: "I dunno"
Ryan: "Cause that's the only year you learn anything!! SNAP!"

by Mike Somename November 19, 2004

Stavage

Short-hand for straight savage

Patrick: Dude your penis is small
Lawrence: Yeah did your sister tell you that?
Sean: Damn, that was stavage...

by TheRealHayn March 9, 2016

Strava Schlonging

Using the GPS workout tracking in your Strava app to create huge dick and ball workouts on the map

I could of just gone for a run, but no, I decided to go Strava Schlonging. I may have pulled a muscle.

by WASOC master September 2, 2021