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AHHH OMG THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING PERSON EVER<3333
g: OMG did you hear about .stra1ghtnotfound? They look so good today
by sunghoonie October 16, 2021
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Straightness

Added at the end of a sentence that can be assumed to be gay, in order to say that you are not

It is much like no homo
Man 1: Does my ass look fat in these jeans?
Man 2: Na, you got a nice ass. Straightness
by Mizuzuki March 25, 2010
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strachan

Quit your bitching, you're pulling a strachan.
by psuman December 9, 2008
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Shaughan

The name for someone with an overly larged sized penaaaasss.
"Shaughan got undressed while drunk... and stepped over me and i got hit in the face... i was like WTF and then i relised it was just shuaghan."

"dude!! holy shit you're a huge shaughan."
by riverfool May 9, 2009
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strathangry

(Adj) The state of being strategically hangry.
I really wanted my daughter’s teacher to understand the urgency of this situation, so I intentionally skipped breakfast before my meeting with her so that I would have that STRATHANGRY edge.
by #NiceChickens February 4, 2018
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Straught

if you are a woman who likes men but in a gay way
˝yo i am straught˝
˝damn bestie get it ig˝
by eathan_miles December 29, 2021
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Kamina_Crayman straightness scale

This is the 1-10 scale of straightness created by u/Kamina_Crayman on an r/askmen post on reddit on June 9, 2021.

This is the scale:

10 - I like women, that's it

9 - I like women but men can be attractive

8 - I like women but there are a few men who make me go DAAAYMN he fine but that's it

7 - I like women but I might want to explore the other side

6 - I like women but I have experimented with guys in the past

5 - I like women and men

4 - I like men and women but lean closer to being attracted to men

3 - I like men but have fooled around with women in the past

2 - I like men but live with my wife and 3 children in denial

1 - I'm Elton John.
I'm normally an 8 on the Kamina_Crayman straightness scale but that guy could easily move me up to a 6.
by TensaiOre June 10, 2021
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