stratford 80 lockdown with a bismark attachment

The stratford 80 lockdown with a bismark attachment is a two part maneuver. The stratford 80 lockdown part consists of putting the girl's legs behind her head and tying them together with her panties. Following this, you pull out, punch her in the nose, smear the blood, and then cum on her face, thus completing the bismark attachment.

So i was doing this chick last night and decided to throw her into a stratford 80 lockdown with a bismark attachment. Lets just say, i don't think she'll let me near her again, ever.

by papa_bear January 28, 2008

Stratford Academy

A shit school, full of shit people mostly asian they pretend they are diverse. Tons of discord boys. Lots of white males in charge. You only read white male authors, the academics are complete bull. Also daily harassment from your classmates in front of all your teachers who sit by and do nothing eh youll learn to cope. Also like uniforms they dont make pants in womens sizes get used to it. PS that girls coding club on the website not a real thing.

ME: I went to Stratford Academy
Kid at your high school: Oh shit ok so your for real fucked up
ME: nice meeting

by A kid who went to stratford JJ October 30, 2021

Stratford high school

The school you go to if you want to get on the porn hub site. Full of horny fucks sucking dick and fucking in the hallway in front of people. Also fighting with dildos and one of my favorites snorting cocaine off a freshmens ass in the bathroom. Ahh a school that smells like weed! And don’t get me started on all the rapists here. Ahhh gotta love Stratford

Oh did you hear? Rebecca and trey fucked in the staircase at stratford high school

by Dolly34 November 21, 2021

Stratford Chopper

Someone flexible, possibly a yoga instructor sits reverse cowgirl with her legs behind her head. Then you use her legs like you're riding an Orange County Chopper

Once I knew she taught Yoga, I suggested we try a Stratford Chopper.

by FerGee May 21, 2023

cinco de stratford

Cinco de Stratford is a wild street party held in conjunction with Cinco de Mayo at the University of Cincinnati. Occuring annually on Stratford Ave, it has become so violent over the years that cars have been burned and police have shut down the street.

It is belived that the tradition started in the late 90's with keggers and pranks related to an independent film company called Hibachi Chicken Films.

Dude! Cinco de Stratford was so wicked this year that I went to jail and got kicked out of college too!

by M.T. Sanguin September 14, 2008

Stony stratford

Stony startford is a historic town, where the old the 'Cock and bull' story was originated, Stony Stratford or Stony for short is home to many pubs and chip shops, Also home to the 'Cock hotel' And 'The Bull'. Stony has many things to do around every season, Folk on the green in june where lots of musical talents get together for a musical gathering over the space of an afternoon, Every December Everybody from Stony stratford and Old stratford get together and celebrate the birth of jesus, by hanging lights from the roofs of the old and historic buildings.

'Cock and Bull Story originated from Stony stratford'
'Musical Gathering Over an afternoon at Stony Stratford.'

by Robyn Holbum June 26, 2008

Bella Stratford

An actual meme lord. Super funny, and has awesome siblings. Bella is smart, but doesn't bother with school, so they procrastinate but it's ok they get A's. Probably does another language, and most likely has 50+ friends. If you are ever called Bella or hella bella it is the best compliment ever awarded.

Person 1: Woah, who's that? They're so good at cheerleading!
Person 2: She's so tall and funny! She's hella bella. I bet that's Bella Stratford.

Bella: *looks over and is hit in the face by a cheerleader in a bear costume*
Person 1:
Person 2:
Person 1 & 2: *Run as fast as they can away from the angry bella*

by hbirdsong March 10, 2019