anal strategist

One who expertly plans the tactical assault of an anus.

He's a bit camp. I bet he's an anal strategist.

by FakePlasticPete February 5, 2008

playing stratego

another way to talk about sexual intercourse in front of a too young or too old of an audience.

Dude, so are you and Monica planning on fu-- playing stratego later?

by Plum Phat July 23, 2009

Ferrari strategists

The incarnation of people who always drop the ball at the most important moments, think Spurs but for Formula One engineers.

Able to find ways to screw their drivers over, from Fernando Alonso to Sebastian Vettel and now Carlos Sainz and Charles Leclerc.

Ferrari strategists: "Box for Hards"
Leclerc: *goes into the pits*
Ferrari strategists: "STAY OUT! STAY OUT!"
Leclerc: "Fuck! Fuck!"

by Gerald725DoubleBarrel May 29, 2022

strategerie

George W. Bush's plan for the Iraq War. (In this case, George W. Bush was played by Will Ferrell in a Saturday Night Live skit.)

We will use strategerie to conquer the heathens and their oil fields.

by Strategerist June 11, 2006

cheese strategy

Using an incredibly lame and easy "no-effort" strategy within video gaming, or just in general. Has to be effortless, overpowered or just a purely try-hard and annoying way of "cheesing" an early win. Examples of this is Zerg rush (Starcraft) or using the Noobtube in any CoD game.

I hate Jerry. Last night, he was totally using a Cheese strategy. You know the one with the roundhouse kicks? Yeah, he did nothing but that and won within 2 minutes.

by Timpster September 10, 2015

Strategical

Strategical \strə-'tē-ji-kəl\ adjective

Word to carefully pepper into important work interactions with superiors when one does not aspire to climb the corporate ladder. This scenario may arise when the next job up may be much more work than the payrise is worth. This word is to be used only with great consideration as it may lead to a shot yourself in the foot scenario with long term implications affecting your career.

*equivalent of using 'brang' instead of 'brought'.

Brenn the Manager to Company Director: I'm sending through the strategical development plans- they should be in your inbox any moment now.

Company Director to another Company Director: So Lenny's pretty good you say?

by A little family of ducks March 27, 2009

strategic absence

Taking off from school in order to get work done, miss a test, and/or push back a due date. Similar to playing hooky, the difference being you are actually doing work.

"We had 3 tests and a paper due today, so I took a strategic absence."

by Dr. Odenbach February 28, 2009