bilateral strategically stalking

two separate individual’s plan of action to simultaneously give obsessive attention to one another in an inconspicuous yet playful manner to achieve a particular goal

The way those two are bilateral strategically stalking each other at this party, the night should have a happy ending for both of them.

by Ichiban80 September 1, 2011

Strategic Withdrawl

To run away, but in a strategic manner.

Used When:

- Every last resource is washed up

- All hope for winning is lost

- You aren't sure what to do next

- Your enemy will surely plow you into the ground

Often used in anime such as Kenichi: The Mightiest Disciple.

A failed attempt at strategic withdrawl:

Girl: *runs away* Strategic withdrawl! *throws excessive amounts of food at guy*

Guy: *catches all food, unfazed*

A successful attempt at strategic withdrawl:

"Hero": Crap, I guess it's time for STRATEGIC WITHDRAWL! *throws large amounts of dirt at enemy's face while running away*

Bad Guy: Dammit, always with the strategic withdrawl! *cough cough*

by Ami-chan August 2, 2010

Strategic Party Nap

n. A Strategic Party Nap (SPN) is a nap that is strategically taken before you start your night of partying. Obviously you are going to rage hard, and in preparation, you need to restore some energy from your hard days work.

James: "I don't know if I want to go to that party tonight... I'm pretty tired already"

Alex: "Dude! Just take a strategic party nap and then we can rage all night long"

by MercuryBlue July 8, 2011

strategic fapping

fapping before sex to last longer, or during finals when you don't have time to have sex.

Ted: I beated off twice this morning.
Henry: WAT THE wats wrong w/ you
Ted: cuz i know i won't have time to bone tonight or like tomorrow cuz of finals. gotta clean my pipes so i can concentrate in the library, very strategic fapping on my part

by Jedathon March 30, 2011

Strategic Wank

The act of masturbating to avoid any sexual tension before seeing a person you really shouldn't have sex with.

I had a strategic wank thinking 'bout his mom, before I went to his family house. Certainly helped!

by vincent9119 April 2, 2013

strategic clutter

(noun) an organized mess, where it's chaos but you still know where everything is

"my room isn't messy, it's just full of strategic clutter"

by osn4p August 8, 2009

strategic vom

The vom you undertake when you start feeling sick, in order to get it over and done with so that you can keep on partying without feeling sick.

Look man, if you're starting to feel a bit sick, go have a strategic vom.

by Thaned July 31, 2010