Strangling the Anointed One

Euphemism for masturbation.

Inspired by news story titled: "'Don’t strangle the anointed one,' wife pleaded in row over Mel Gibson film".

The article describes a theological argument that broke out between a religious couple over the movie "Passion of the Christ" which resulted in the husband attempting to strangle his wife.

"...He was late to the party because he was busy 'strangling the anointed one'."

"...It's been said that 'strangling the anointed one' can make you go blind."

by pr0n-b0t September 18, 2008

standering

when a male sticks his arse in your face constantly

pace: he was bare standering me

nicole: innitt bruv

by violet1234 September 30, 2009

staggering mosca

1. a specialty cocktail served in a frosted mug of Negra Modelo topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. sometimes accompanied by fat, mountainous lines of cocaine.

2. a young media assistant who is under the influence of such a drink during his lunch hour

"let's go to the diner for a round of staggering moscas."

by Mosca January 26, 2004

Strangling the Pope

This is an unconventional grip that one uses on his penis. Usually done when drunk and standing at the urnal in a bar. It is a strong pinch with the fore finger and the thumb just where the head meets the shaft.

In a drunken rage Dugan chased people around the bathroom while strangling the pope and threatened to piss on everyone.

by Can't kill a man born to hang! April 12, 2009

staggeringswaggertag

the act of a disoriented cocky person running around in a drug addled state in such a strange manner that it appears to the people watching the person that he/she is playing a game of tag with themselves.

Man you should have seen that kid at the party last night, he was so wasted he was losing his mind. He was yelling at the top of his lungs declaring his superiority to the universe. It was far out and he was trying to play a game of tag with himself. I think he dropped acid he was on a staggeringswaggertag trip.

by Woody's got cigarettes March 11, 2010

Strangling the red rooster

Jerking off (having a wank)

Dang, been strangling the red rooster for over an hour and still nuthin!

by fuseon March 30, 2015

strangedong

Any guy at a party you may not know the identity of.

Hey Rebecca , are you going to going to drunk text Aaron tonight???

Like always!
No Bethany I'm just gonna fuck a strangedong tonight.

by pseudoopss April 9, 2016