an action of an overweight person laying on their back who is forced to rock themselves into an upright position.
by bizarrojesus January 21, 2010
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-Usually someone with a really shit PC
-No money to spend games on
-plays mobile games and pirates games.
- Has nothing to do but play Minecraft with render distance at 2 or Roblox all day.
-Usually someone with a really shit PC
-No money to spend games on
-plays mobile games and pirates games.
- Has nothing to do but play Minecraft with render distance at 2 or Roblox all day.
by ThiccLegend69 September 9, 2019
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The first known occurrence took place in Fulham, London during 2015 where the standy j was executed against the living room door to stop fellow housemates in the room. The standy j was finalised with the recipient catching his own nectar, thus keeping the carpet stain free
The first known occurrence took place in Fulham, London during 2015 where the standy j was executed against the living room door to stop fellow housemates in the room. The standy j was finalised with the recipient catching his own nectar, thus keeping the carpet stain free
by Alltalksubway March 5, 2020
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Rachel laid in bed with the pearl strand oozing down the sides of her next.
Rachel laid in bed with the pearl strand oozing down the sides of her next.
by Eaton Holgoode May 8, 2018
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by Rick Silverman June 12, 2019
Get the Death Stranding mug.1. One lacking the ability to stop talking about anything, even when people are backing out of the office.
2. The ability to not answer a question and change the subject and talk until cares what the question was in the first place.
3. To bring up some small point on any subject, that nobody cares about and talk about it until people cave in and give you your way just to get you to shut up.
4. To Micro manage every project so much people do it just shut you up, the do it the right way when it doesn't work.
2. The ability to not answer a question and change the subject and talk until cares what the question was in the first place.
3. To bring up some small point on any subject, that nobody cares about and talk about it until people cave in and give you your way just to get you to shut up.
4. To Micro manage every project so much people do it just shut you up, the do it the right way when it doesn't work.
Sorry, I don't mean to strnadskov you but .....................
Q: Why is your time sheet blank? A: I got Srandskoved.
I am going in, if I get Strandskoved call my cell and get me out of it.
Q:WTF? A:STRANDSKOV.
Q: Why is your time sheet blank? A: I got Srandskoved.
I am going in, if I get Strandskoved call my cell and get me out of it.
Q:WTF? A:STRANDSKOV.
by Help me November 19, 2013
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