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stranded turtle

an action of an overweight person laying on their back who is forced to rock themselves into an upright position.
fat jesus called for help and when no one answered he did the stranded turtle
by bizarrojesus January 21, 2010
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Stranded Gamer

The poorest version of a gamer.

-Usually someone with a really shit PC
-No money to spend games on
-plays mobile games and pirates games.
- Has nothing to do but play Minecraft with render distance at 2 or Roblox all day.
"Hey, look at that kid playing roblox"

"Yeah, his PC is at like 2 gb of ram"

"what a stranded gamer"
by ThiccLegend69 September 9, 2019
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standy j

A handjob performed while both parties are standing up.

The first known occurrence took place in Fulham, London during 2015 where the standy j was executed against the living room door to stop fellow housemates in the room. The standy j was finalised with the recipient catching his own nectar, thus keeping the carpet stain free
We were having a tickle fight and before I knew it, she stood me up and gave me a standy J.
by Alltalksubway March 5, 2020
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Pearl Strand

A hot, thick, long rope of man jizz shot across the neck and chest of your female partner.
Rachel sucked me till I blew a pearl strand across her neck.

Rachel laid in bed with the pearl strand oozing down the sides of her next.
by Eaton Holgoode May 8, 2018
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kazuhas.red.hair.strand

kazuhas.red.hair.strand is a tiktoker who likes genshin and has 2900+ followers. They’re really nice and have cool content.
Person 1: “I love kazuhas.red.hair.strand’s content!”
Person 2: “Yo same!!”
by gays4momoe June 24, 2021
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Death Stranding

A.k.a. Erotic asphyxiation. It's the act of cutting off oxygen to the brain to the point of near death before ejaculation.
He almost died while trying death stranding.
by Rick Silverman June 12, 2019
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Strandskov

1. One lacking the ability to stop talking about anything, even when people are backing out of the office.

2. The ability to not answer a question and change the subject and talk until cares what the question was in the first place.

3. To bring up some small point on any subject, that nobody cares about and talk about it until people cave in and give you your way just to get you to shut up.

4. To Micro manage every project so much people do it just shut you up, the do it the right way when it doesn't work.
Sorry, I don't mean to strnadskov you but .....................

Q: Why is your time sheet blank? A: I got Srandskoved.

I am going in, if I get Strandskoved call my cell and get me out of it.

Q:WTF? A:STRANDSKOV.
by Help me November 19, 2013
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