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Swaddling

The act of a man falling a sleep with his dick in a woman's vagina. Swaddling has become a sexual sensation, as well as cultural, largely in, though not limited to, countries on the northern hemisphere.
Twas a swaddling porn.
by ThGy007 September 13, 2011
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strangling

Lacking crucial information, time, money, or energy.
My baby mama asked for that child support, but I said, "I'll get it to you in a week, I'm strangling right now."
by Dizastaa November 26, 2014
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swaddling

When you sleep with your penis inside a girl for an entire night. As defined by Griffin McElroy in Episode 71 of advice podcast My Brother, My Brother, and Me. A resolution to the "chronic weiner coldness" malady.
Justin: "Hey, Debbie and I have fun night last night. We went and saw Contagion, got some great Thai food, and then I fell asleep with my weiner in her."
Griffin: "Oh that's called swaddling, I didn't even know - I thought we invented it. It's the new sex sensation that's sweeping the nation."
by commissionercrotchbuttons September 15, 2011
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Death Stranding

A.k.a. Erotic asphyxiation. It's the act of cutting off oxygen to the brain to the point of near death before ejaculation.
He almost died while trying death stranding.
by Rick Silverman June 12, 2019
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Swaddling

When a man and woman go to sleep after having sex with the man remaining inside of the woman.
After a great night, T and his girlfriend spent the night swaddling.
by forevercitrus82 September 13, 2011
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Strangling a toad

What are you doing in there?! It sounds like you're strangling a toad!

Hey hurry up in there! It stinks out here! What are you doin'? Strangling the toad?!

D: What's that noise?
J: It's Os.
S: It sounds like he's strangling a toad.
by Tall White Glasses Man. May 16, 2009
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Izzy Stradlin

Rhythm guitarist of Guns N’ Roses from 1985-1991; he left mid tour due to a number of reasons. He was replaced by Gilby Clarke.
He wrote a large amount of material for the band, but due to generally being quiet in interviews, he was not very well known despite his talents. Oh yeah, the guy is also a great singer and sung 4 tracks (14 years, Dust N’ Bones, Double Talkin’ Jive and You Ain’t the First).

He’s the one with the dyed black hair/brown hair.

Now that the band has gained popularity among modern teenagers, it turns out that Izzy is one of the most popular members. How funny. He’s impossible to hate though; he’s funny, creative and just cool.

Stan Izzy.
We love Izzy.
Izzy Stradlin is so cool; I like his hair.
by axlrosebeloved December 28, 2021
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