Stratford is a small city in south western ontario world renown for it's Shakespearean festival. During the summer
the streets are flooded with tourists from around the world taking in a play at one of the three theaters in town or visiting the many shops and locally owned stores, stratford also has many fine cafe's , bars and restaurants that range from quaint to extravagant, this city is definitely an amazing place to visit ...... in the summer ...... the winter on the other hand... Stratford becomes a cold, miserable,deserted, BORING little town, the streets that once filled with well dressed tourists become baron till the sun sets and the locals flood to one of the many bars to drink their sorrows away and then flood out onto the streets and fight.... why? ... what else is there to do ?
Stratford is well known for it's over-the-top , violent bar fights. Stay on their good side... or make sure you have the local ambulance service on speed dial.
the streets are flooded with tourists from around the world taking in a play at one of the three theaters in town or visiting the many shops and locally owned stores, stratford also has many fine cafe's , bars and restaurants that range from quaint to extravagant, this city is definitely an amazing place to visit ...... in the summer ...... the winter on the other hand... Stratford becomes a cold, miserable,deserted, BORING little town, the streets that once filled with well dressed tourists become baron till the sun sets and the locals flood to one of the many bars to drink their sorrows away and then flood out onto the streets and fight.... why? ... what else is there to do ?
Stratford is well known for it's over-the-top , violent bar fights. Stay on their good side... or make sure you have the local ambulance service on speed dial.
Overheard conversation between 2 visitors to stratford, Ontario
Man #1 " Let's steal that pool table from those guys"
Man #2 "What are you fucking stupid?!, he's got wet
blood on his shirt and i don't fucking think
it's his "
Man #1 " Let's steal that pool table from those guys"
Man #2 "What are you fucking stupid?!, he's got wet
blood on his shirt and i don't fucking think
it's his "
by Dracco Hulka February 9, 2010
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by Stretford soldier February 7, 2005
Get the stretford mug.Having teeth of a neon white colour, bright enough so as to blind one if one were to stare too long. Stratford teeth are commonly caused by living in Stratford, Ontario and consuming the fluoride-spiked water.
Dominic lived so long in stratford that his teeth became a thermonuclear weapon. Thus, he had Stratford teeth.
by Sexorz September 12, 2008
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Person 1: Woah, who's that? They're so good at cheerleading!
Person 2: She's so tall and funny! She's hella bella. I bet that's Bella Stratford.
Bella: *looks over and is hit in the face by a cheerleader in a bear costume*
Person 1:
Person 2:
Person 1 & 2: *Run as fast as they can away from the angry bella*
Person 2: She's so tall and funny! She's hella bella. I bet that's Bella Stratford.
Bella: *looks over and is hit in the face by a cheerleader in a bear costume*
Person 1:
Person 2:
Person 1 & 2: *Run as fast as they can away from the angry bella*
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Bishops stopfords school
"im sending my prayers"
thank you
"what was ur biggest mistake?"
wanting to go bishop stopfords school
"oh"
Bishops stopfords school
"im sending my prayers"
thank you
"what was ur biggest mistake?"
wanting to go bishop stopfords school
"oh"
by kl31n April 11, 2023
Get the bishop stopfords school mug.A pet name for a certain thinly talented and heavily tattooed pop superstar, Justin Bieber, who is responsible for the most overplayed and annoying song in history, Sorry. Bieber spent the first years of his life in Stratford, a small town located about two hours west of Toronto. To us, he is just another obnoxious pretty boy who needs a timeout for bad behavior.
The Little Turd from Stratford gets more airplay than everybody else. If that's the best that Canada could offer, then I'm moving to the States.
by The Real Canadian August 24, 2016
Get the Little Turd from Stratford mug.Stratford High school, the place where all kids where are leggings big sweaters from lululemon, patagonia, and vineyard vines. I the "rich" kids, the "nice" kids, the "cool" kids, the "goth"kids and all those other there isnt in stratford all you have is a big blob of white people trying to be somebody they just so they can "fit" in with the other guys or girls and when people seem nice and you feel like your true friends, when you see them in the hallways they don't even say "hi" even though they make direct eye contact with you and you like the new girl or guy you are just get sad well NO YOU NEED TO SAY FUK YOU BITCH AND YOUR GROUP OF WHITE ASS BASIC " FRIENDS". This is stratford high.
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