scoffnosh

The act of a student coming home to the parents house and consuming a tonne of shite in the first 15 minutes

I'm going back to the parents for a scoffnosh

by Aldoggu October 19, 2018

soffish

-Put Soffish in water and watch it grow.
-Soffish can easily absorb water.
-Put Soffish in fish-globe or bottle as indoor decoration.
-As bath-toy is also very fun.

This Soffish do not eat.

by NickLee808 January 3, 2005

Soffía

The best human being, is AMAZING and any guy would be lucky to have her. She is an amazing friend and usually they start with: E,A,K,U,S

OMG I WANT SOFFÍA TO BE MY FRIEND

by idcjdkdbfjxkdbxh May 30, 2020

Staff Meeting

A genteel request for sex that can be made in public.

She: You available for a staff meeting this evening?
He: Yes, I'll bring Peter.

by Ebullient Gideon July 1, 2011

poor staff work

A catch all excuse for plagerism by public figures, politicians and occasionally ,students.

1. Governor Palin's office explains the use of unattributed material from a four year old Newt Gingrich article that she used in a recent speech as "poor staff work".

2. Professor Smith: Mr Jones, I have read your speech that you "wrote" for your semester project . I must say , it bears an uncanny resemblance to the Gettysburg Address, the reference to "your friend Abe" not withstanding. Your explanation?

Mr . Jones: Oh...sorry dude , poor staff work.

by gfeet June 8, 2009

soff boi

a cute lil boy whom is super adorable and wholesome whom you’d like to fuck

aw, what a soff boi, i want his dick in my mouth

by lilcock April 22, 2018

Wizard Staff

Wizard Staff is a drinking game in which participants consume 12 oz. cans of beer. One begins the game by simply consuming a 12 oz. can of beer. Upon consumption, the bottom of a second 12 oz. can of beer is duct-taped to the top of the consumed 12 oz. can of beer. This process continues until one has what appears to be a Wizard's Staff.

By the end of the evening, participants will be able to perform magic.

Dude: Brah, that was a crazy game of Wizard Staff last night.

Brah: Word, dude. At least there wasn't anything to clean up.

by WizardStaff May 17, 2006