Mexican Swimming Pool

The very special sex act of peeing in someone's butt during anal sex

Guy: So the other night I gave your sister the Mexican swimming pool

by 44Juliet January 14, 2015

I Be Swimming

Expressing extreme happiness.

Guy 1: “How are you feelin’?”
Guy 2: “I’m happy as hell, I Be Swimming!”

by McFlossing April 8, 2019

SWIMMING

The hardest sport you could do. the best sport ever, and keeps you in shape.

If swimming were any easier it would be called football.

by Nicole May 13, 2005

Swimming Knives

A deadly inhabitant of the waters off the shores of Australia. A designed killer.

The water surrounding Australia is almost exclusively inhabited by things designed to kill you; sharks, jellyfish, swimming knives, they're all there.

by Scat Chambers March 15, 2008

swimming hole

a natural body of water used by all the cool kids in a given area. uncool kids aren't welcome there, and if they go to the swimming hole, they are often beat down. its much better than a pool, as there is no supervision! a great place to party on hot summer nights! way better than a field party, because you can swim and still have a huge bonfire!

meet us at the swimming hole at dark-thirty!

by da trick biatch June 11, 2006

swimming

A highly unrecognized sport which requires one to be up at absurd hours of the day and in the pool multiple times during the day. The season lasts all year (12 months) for real swimmers. It makes the women look like men and the men look really hot, even when they shave their legs. The highest occurency rate of OCD, swimming is also known as "wall tagging."

~"Ew something smells like chlorine!!"
~"That's me, I had practice today at 4:30 am. But I have to go, I have practice again in 15 minutes. I have no life."

by guesswho March 30, 2005

Swimming

Most physically and mentally demanding sport on the planet. If you disagree, you are obviously one of the many who aren't tough, determined or skilled enough to be a swimmer.
Gives you massive shoulders + chest and a toned upper body. Great for your lungs and heart.

'Oh my god, who is that guy with the amazing body?'

'I dont know, but he is a swimmer for sure!'

'The others look so weedy in comparison to him with thier narrow shoulders and lack of 6-pacs. Why doesnt everyone do swimming?'

'Because the training is so intense and demanding, most people would die after about 3 minutes!'

by Chris1985 October 10, 2006