Rumpie Stilt Skin

A tall-lanky character with reddish hair and unsure eyes. The most noticeable characteristic of Rumpie Stilt Skin is his high pitched voice that is only ever used to say "ill offer you.." Rumpie Stilt Skin will only ever appear when he has an exstange to make. If ever faced in confrontation with a Rumpie Stilt Skin do not be too tempted by what he has to offer you, everything he gives he takes two back.

Rumpie Stilt Skin includes a strand of his hair in ever offer he makes.

You can also use Rumpie Stilt Skin has a nickname for someone who thinks chicken is really epic!

The only way to stop a Rumpie Stilt Skin is to shoot all of his Chickens and use them to feed greedy, cruel children.

"I'll offer you... a strand of hair and the rub of a knee for you to leave" said Rumpie Stilt Skin

by Epic Chicken Shooting March 22, 2017

Rumpel Stiffskin

Another name for a penis

"After Bonnie got done scrubbing the crock pot, I bent her over and gave her a good poke with Rumpel Stiffskin."

by Marquis70 April 30, 2008

Rimpled Shitskin

When you fuck an older woman.

Ol' Johhny is getting with that rimpled shitskin again. Better tell Johnny to stay away from that rimpled shitskin.

by Tron1982 February 3, 2017

stilting

The ancient Japanese art in which two men are tied together at the waist and can navigate only by flexing their erect penises like legs. Often are composed into races, similar to three-legged races.

Tim: Soccer is no longer the gayest sport.
Frank: Why?
Tim: I just watched a stilting tournament.

by BrokebackJonah February 21, 2011

Shitlip shitskin

A black guy who isnt quite black, but rather, shit brown.

That guy right there is a shitlip shitskin, hes not really black, more of a shit brown color.

by George Palorovik December 27, 2020

shitskin

A White Male / Female commonly associated with BIRDshit.

Jack: Look at all these Shitskins.

by Truthxd January 5, 2021

Stiltzkins

1. Having qualities similar to the fairy tale character "Rumple Stiltzkins"
2. Uneven or peculiar hair or hairs missed while shaving.
3. Being of a crody and carefree nature.

1. Look at ol' Stiltzkins...Lil bitter buddy in and out like crazy. Like a buoy out to sea.
2. Braah, those stiltzkins need to be attended to.
3. Need to wash up stiltzkins, You Ain't Pretty....

by JOKERsWILD13 March 6, 2011