Stiltzkins 

1. Having qualities similar to the fairy tale character "Rumple Stiltzkins"
2. Uneven or peculiar hair or hairs missed while shaving.
3. Being of a crody and carefree nature.

1. Look at ol' Stiltzkins...Lil bitter buddy in and out like crazy. Like a buoy out to sea.
2. Braah, those stiltzkins need to be attended to.
3. Need to wash up stiltzkins, You Ain't Pretty....

Stiltzkins by JOKERsWILD13 March 6, 2011

Dumple Stiltskin 

When you attatch a pair of stilts to your feet (Must be 3 feet or longer) and take a dump on somebodys head. Best if done to an unsuspecting victim.

I once saw Manute Bol Dumple Stiltskin on a man's head... WITH NO STILTS!!!

Dumple Stiltskin by Den Gilmanderson September 25, 2006

grundle stiltskin 

The process of putting on stilts and tea bagging a person standing up.

Alyshia was so drunk she got dizzy when she laid down so Bobby had her stand up so he could give her a grundle stiltskin she would never forget.

grundle stiltskin by Forgefelcher October 26, 2008

stiltzkin 

A cool lookin, cool talkin moogle in Final Fantasy IX. Makes a cameo in FFCC as well. Buy stuff off him at bargain prices.

Stiltzkin is so clever kupo! I wanna be just like him!

stiltzkin by Adelbert Steiner March 20, 2008

stiltskin 

When part or all of a wooden match has burned away, this is what remains. Due to its brittle and disappointing nature, the word can be used as a metaphor for uselessness and surprised disappointment.

"There's nothing left in this matchbox but a bunch of stiltskins!"
"His legs looked like two stiltskins..."
"The iPad is about as useful as a stiltskin."

stiltskin by Mung Tongue April 13, 2010

dumple stiltzken 

(1)The act of defecating on an object that is not a toilet. Predominately, on someone else's property.

(2) The act of unintentionally defecating in a pair of borrowed pants.

(1) Dude, I totally just took a dumple stiltzken on the hood of your step sister's car.

(2) Joe forgot to pick me up for work today, so I made a dumple stiltzken in those pants he let me borrow and put them in his locker.

dumple stiltzken by DKali January 19, 2009

rumple stiltskin 

the act of placing the testicles in a hig powered vacumn cleaner causing extreme damage to the scrotum

his girlfriend performed a rumple stiltskin on him after she found out he had herpes.

rumple stiltskin by jinglebells777777 January 20, 2011