going to steve's house

to leave an awesome party to give your mexican friend a blow job.

Bobby and Jose are going to steve's house.

by B-Beezy May 29, 2010

Steven Spielberg

One of the most influential director/producers in history by helping create master pieces such as The Indiana Jones Series, Back to the Future, The Jurasic Park Set, E.T., All the 'Jaws' too.

Credited with two Best Director, Acadamy Awards for films: Schindler's List and Saving Private Ryan.

I watched The Terminal last night, it was really fucking good.

by bEATLe_PauL June 15, 2005

Steven Seagal Porno Music

Music you would hear during various pornos involving Steven Seagal. Usually the music consists of thick, heavy techno beats that you can dance to. The beats in the music are usually well in sync with Steven pumping a bunch of Japenese girls with his 20 inch dick. In one of his famous pornos Aikido in a Speedo, there's a ton of disco porno music playing the background and he's dancing the whole time while only wearing a pink leather speedo (with his hair in pig tails). His most common move is having his legs more than shoulder length apart and shaking each outstretched arm up and down with his hands as fists.

*Hears a funky techno song playing in the background*
Sounds like Steven Seagal Porno Music!

by WAFFLESTOMPER667 April 9, 2009

steven seagle

after ejaculating into your partners mouth, chop them in the neck forcing them to swallow a mouthful semen

she didnt want to swallow so i gave her a steven seagle

by maxir colona June 12, 2009

Steven Seagal

One of the most powerful forces in the universe, almost as powerful as Mike Anderson. Capable of using Aikido to dispatch virtually any opponent (or many opponents) with ease. Never before has any opponent put as much as scratch on Steven Seagal, in other words he is untouchable. Hi-yah!

Carl: I am going to beat your ass!

Phil: Don't make me pull a Steven Seagal on you!

Carl: Oh yeah, well I'll just....uurrghh!!!!

Phil: That's what I thought. Hi-yah!

by T Ranger July 28, 2008

Steven Seagal

A martial artist action movie star with a face full of wrinkles, constantly squinting eyes, short black hair with a widow's peak and a dumb ponytail.

His movie career began with "Above the Law" in 1987, and throughout the 90s he starred in several more mainstream action movies. His career came to a doom in the early 00s, where in 2002 he made his last released-to-theaters movie "Half Past Dead" with rapper Ja Rule.

Through recent years, he's been making crap Direct-to-DVD movies, sometimes making up to four or five movies a year. 2010 saw the return of Seagal to the big screen...for Machete, in which he's the villain. Oh and he dies.

His movies are known for:
*His character either is out for revenge or has to rescue someone.
*The fight scenes have quick cuts, lots of obvious doubles, unnecessary close ups and the camera spinning around rapidly trying to fool audiences into thinking Seagal is actually hitting someone.
*Seagal requires a stunt double to walk.
*He can take someone's gun by barely raising his hand.

*He will say some stupid cliche line before beating the shit out of someone.
*His movie's plots are always "SERIOUS" dark and gritty

Danny: Wanna watch a Steven Seagal movie?
Marshall: Didn't that guy die from eating too many McDonald's?

by MtnDew23 January 13, 2011

Steven Seagal

The living God of No Selling, Steven Seagal has never been injured in any movie he has starred in. If you were to use it as an adjective, it would describe a situation were you were expected to get hurt, but came out without a scratch.

Person 1: "Whoa, you just Steven Seagalled that Car Wreck. It looks like everyone else involved is dead."
Person 2: "That's because I am Steven Seagal." (Breaks Person 1's Neck)

by Big E to the Z December 1, 2006