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Steffen means to fuck a girl so hard blood starts to flow out of her mouth.
Oh, Man I should not have done that she steffened
by reto berra January 21, 2008
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Steffan

The boy's name Stephen \s-te-phen\ is pronounced STEE-ven, STEF-en. It is of Greek origin, and its meaning is "crown, garland". Variant of Stephanos. Biblical: Stephen was the first Christian martyr. Common until the late 18th century. Stefan is a German, Scandinavian, and Slavic form. Steffan and Steffon (STEH-fen) are Welsh forms. Actors Stephen Colins, Steve Martin, Steve McQueen, Steve Buscemi; songwriter Stephen Foster; physicist Stephen Hawking; author Stephen King; filmmaker Steven Spielberg; musician Stevie Wonder; computer entrepreneur Steven Jobs; film director Stephen Daldry
Steffan's ae super ougoing and very sexy.
by ajjdhrbtojo February 7, 2010
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Stefon

A smart, sweet, caring guy who loves deeply. Very attractive and is a little boyish. Usually with brown hair and blue eyes he is one of the most loving people around and dispite what people say of guys this one is truly different.
Stefon is the nicest kid in town.
by yahbuddy August 23, 2011
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karrine steffans

A nasty disgusting vile of a woman who was born with a dick in her mouth . She is a whore who slept with celebs and wrote a tell all book. "How to be a nasty ass slut."

"I'm thirsty. Can I drink your cum?"
Paris Hilton, Tila Tequila, Lindsay Lohan, Karrine Steffans, Monica Lewinsky
by Sweet Love March 5, 2010
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Karl Steffin

Youngish man, yet suffering from serious balding. Light blonde hair nearly as pale as his skin. Sarcastic, funny, some may call this man Evil Incarnate. Will kill any who use the first name. Most likely berates students heavily in order to compensate for insecurities.
"Oh man, did you hear steffin's lame ass joke?"
"No, I was too busy squirming in agonizing blindness caused by the glare on his bald spot"
by Student April 17, 2005
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Steffan

noun.

A vital, yet irrelevant item used most commonly in one's search for the Holy Grail. It is said to be the size of a grown man's torso, and the colour of your average caucasian person.

It was originally written into the script of 'Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade', but was then later taken out as Harrison Ford was jealous of how awesome the Steffan was.

Medieval English transcripts state that only 3 Steffans exist, with each representing one of the three differant states atoms can exist in. (Solid, liquid and gas)

Some 1980 "crazies" suggest there is a fourth Steffan existing somewhere, that represents the arguably, "iffy" atomic state, Plasma, like that of fire, which is neither gas, liquid or solid.

Both the liquid and gas Steffans are said to be somewhere in Europe, where the location of the "Solid" Steffan is unkown, but rumoured to be either in South-East Asia, or in the Laurentian Abyss, in the Atlantic ocean, the deepest place on the planet.

It is still uncertain how each of these Steffans aid in ones hunt for the Cup of Christ, but as stated in Greek scrolls from the 7th Century "The power of just one Steffan is, no doubt, enough to move mountains, or complete "HARD" rated Su Do Ku puzzles."

And translated from Ancient Jordanian hieroglyphs (50 AD) "To possess a Steffan would benefit us greatly in knowing the secrets of God. In a way, Steffan is God."
Professor Harry Jones: "Junior, without the Steffan, we can't physically get to the Grail!"

Indiana Jones: "Dad, its Indiana, my name is Indiana."
by Batman, pretty much. February 6, 2010
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Steffen Cullum

Steffen Cullum is strong and hard working, sexy and funny. Steffen Cullum will do anything to help a friend, always mature when needed to be.
by It was an inside job March 14, 2018
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