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The Loogootee Steamroller

The sexual act of the male dragging his scrotum across the partners body in such a way that your nutsack acts as a steamroller on the partners body. This can be done both by starting at the legs and then steamrolling upwards toward the head or starting at the head and rolling your way down. Other fun things that can be done is performing the act after ejaculating on the partners body to act as lube or "ice on the road." The partner can also stick their tongue out for the steamroller to have a nice little hill to go over. This is named after the legendary town of Loogootee Indiana in which the act is performed daily by the locals.
"Hey Carson what happened with your step-sister Janice last night?"
"Not gonna spare you any details but we ended up doing The Loogootee Steamroller!"
"Woah that's pretty intense."
by El lumpo December 1, 2018
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steamroller

A weed pipe that is made out of a cylinder open on both ends with a bowl on the top-back. The user covers the end with his hand, and sucks on the pipe until it all is filled with dense smoke, and then pulls off his hand to inhale it all in
by Anonymous April 8, 2003
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Alaskan Steamroller

This is a sex move preformed near the end of sex. In this move, the male ejaculates on the partners chest or stomach. After ejaculation the male can use his testicles to spread the sperm all over the partners body.
Virgin #1 : Last night I totally gave Lisa the Alaskan Steamroller!
Virgin #2 : Radical bro!
by Alaskan Steamroller May 29, 2018
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Seattle Steamroller

The act of pouring hot cappuchino on the penis during the climax of an ejaculation causing a mild euphoria as a man quickly ejaculates into one's eyeball.
I have had three seattle steamrollers this week while my parents were away.
by M-Chill December 19, 2012
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Steamroom Cowboy

A gentleman who enjoys loitering in steam baths in the company of other nude men, for any number of other reasons - mere voyeurism; the prospect of a good, hearty romp with another like-minded fellow; or possibly he wants to check out the other chap's todger to see if it matches the description of the one his wife has been playing around with.
When the Ambassador caught Alex hanging around the steam baths, peeking at stray John Thomases, he proclaimed him to be a "Steamroom Cowboy".

Naturally, the Ambassador thought nothing of keeping the photographs of this behaviour.
by Hangus the Monkey September 29, 2019
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cuban steamroller

A cuban steamroller is when a person does a roly poly and shits as he rolls.
Wow, did you see that guy do a cuban steamroller last night?

Hell yeah, what a weirdo.
by DoleDUck February 24, 2014
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smallwood steamroller

A sexual act of ejaculating on a person's face, then rolling your flacid penis, hence small wood, across said person's face.
I hooked up with a girl in Kentucky and totally gave her a smallwood steamroller.
by flarmp375 November 17, 2017
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