The math course that is essentially the lovechild mathematics and English... And sometimes psychology.
Student 1: "Dude! I get to take statistics this year!"
Student 2: "...What? Why are you excited!?"
Student 1: "Because I love math!"
Student 2: "...That isn't math."
Student 2: "...What? Why are you excited!?"
Student 1: "Because I love math!"
Student 2: "...That isn't math."
by PolarBearKorean July 30, 2011
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by farooqi July 31, 2006
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by Joe Samson November 13, 2003
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39% of all statistics are made up.
by jt July 14, 2003
Get the statistics mug.a canadian on the wall who continues to spout retarded propaganda even though he's been told numerous times that no one cares. refuses to go to a political board, where he would be torn to shreds.if you encounter him, do not respond to his taunts! you'll only be feeding the troll!!!!!
omg! its the Canadian Statistic Propaganda Machine back on the wall again! has he no life? LETS ALL IGNORE HIM!!!!
by da trick biatch February 8, 2006
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by Clinker June 19, 2008
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1. To die by some means and be counted in a statistic grouping
2. To commit suicide and be counted in said group
1. To die by some means and be counted in a statistic grouping
2. To commit suicide and be counted in said group
1. "Deaths by D.U.I." "Deaths from overdose" "Deaths from cancer" "Deaths from heart attacks" "Deaths from choking"
2. "New Mexico has the 2nd highest teen suicide rate in the U.S."
Example: Too many teens commit suicide and end up dead because they chose to become a statistic.
2. "New Mexico has the 2nd highest teen suicide rate in the U.S."
Example: Too many teens commit suicide and end up dead because they chose to become a statistic.
by Steve Indigo March 10, 2006
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