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margaret sanger 

Satan's wife
If it's raining and there are no clouds out, that means Margaret Sanger is being beaten
margaret sanger by FlyingOreos March 17, 2016

switch hit stranger 

The act of sitting on both hands till they go numb. Than using one hand to masturbate, referred to as the stranger, while remaining seated on the other hand. Once the feeling starts to go back into the active hand, possibly pins and needles, you switch to the hand you are sitting on which is still numb and make it the active hand. Switching this back and forth until finished is called the switch hit stranger.
Last night was blown away by the effectiveness of the switch hit stranger..
switch hit stranger by Kuumarr June 18, 2021

Perma-Stranger

A person in close contact with you i.e. roommate; who does not establish a connection with you, and consistently makes each and every situation awkward with his/her mere presence.
My roommate just stands behind me not saying a word while I'm playing x-box, he's like a fuckin Perma-Stranger.
Perma-Stranger by Kazaam!! December 3, 2009

stranger things 

the greatest thing in the world, and the act of dying.
person 1: hay did you finish stranger things last night!
person 2: yessss!! then I screamed, peed my pants, and ran around my room crying.
stranger things by nylabyla November 4, 2017

Staggerlicious 

To look good walking while drunk, or look good in general while drunk
that girl is so staggerlicious walking down those stairs,,,,
I hope im looking staggerlicious i feel wasted
Staggerlicious by BEN KITCHIN March 26, 2009

Jack Stranger 

When you're jerking off (right before you get a potential cactus jack) a jack stranger is when you sit on your arm and then masturbate so it feels like a stranger is jacking you off.
"Johns wife wasn't putting out so he enjoys giving himself Jack Strangers when she's being frigid."
Jack Stranger by CookiesandCream2 October 31, 2013