A Standing Ovation

After great sex, you pull out and clap for your still erect penis, letting it go flaccid to a round of applause.

“It was great, after I finished I immediately gave myself a standing ovation.”

by Spoodge McDuck December 29, 2020

Chad Standing

The art of not moving while looting and shooting in a battle royale game.

This guy is Chad Standing out in the open.

by Johnnyll July 1, 2022

shancing

When you have to go shit so bad, you're practically dancing.

Tiffany: Ronald, stop shancing and go use the damn bathroom already.

by tiffanylovesux3 November 26, 2009

standing on the corner

(or stand on the corner)
1) to sell yourself in prostitution.
2) another way to say that someone is a prostitute.

1) girl 1: hey, i heard you were rollin' in the muns
girl 2: oh yeah, i am now standing on the corner!

2) girl 1: Kelly is hardly ever around, i can hardly remember the last time we had a drink together...
girl 2: didn't you hear? Kelly is standing on the corner now!

by BluePhoenix15 June 5, 2016

standing room

A type of concert where seats are not provided and not generally used. There is a stage, and people gather around the stage to listen.

Was the concert standing room?

by ..anon. July 11, 2005

standing at attention

An erect penis. Otherwise known as a boner, hard on, stiffie, woodrow, woody, etc.

After watching porn for a while, my little soldier was standing at attention.

by Wiseman July 25, 2006

Standing Head

A situation in which a female gives a male head while they are both standing. This may have to be accomplished by the male standing on some sort of furniture. If you are really excited, a male may do this while on stilts. Balance could be an issue.

Ellen: "Chris do you want me to give you standing head?"
Chris: "Yeah let me grab my stilts."

by KingjamesIV December 27, 2011