by sdndmeodfn231242134 June 18, 2009
Get the Facebook stalker (FBS) mug.A person who hooks up with people, and then stalks them on facebook. This is different from facebook whore.
by littlestranger November 7, 2006
Get the facebook stalker mug.Usually occurring after an individual has procrastinated some important work/school project, and decided to stalk a friend, acquaintance or coworker to the point that they have seen so much that they regret clicking on the profile on the first place. The stalker may be regretful for a number of reasons, including but not limited to the following:
1. Finding details about someone you never wanted to find
2. Feeling pathetic for having spent half an hour researching someone you don't know and don't care about
3. Feeling jealous of someone whose life you perceive (from Facebook) to be better than yours
1. Finding details about someone you never wanted to find
2. Feeling pathetic for having spent half an hour researching someone you don't know and don't care about
3. Feeling jealous of someone whose life you perceive (from Facebook) to be better than yours
"I found this guy on okCupid but before we met I found him on Facebook and know he likes Grey's Anatomy, Candy Crush, and the Communist party. He took a beach trip to Mexico in '09 with his brother Chris. Now I'm afraid to meet him because I'm afraid I'm gonna let something slip and he'll think I'm a total stalker."
"Sounds like you're experiencing Facebook Stalker Regret."
"Sounds like you're experiencing Facebook Stalker Regret."
by SophiaChicken October 9, 2013
Get the Facebook Stalker Regret mug.Someone who is dayn and stalks people. He also has access to many account numbers and likes Anna Shackelford.
by DaynTheStalker October 14, 2013
Get the Facebook Stalker mug.1. Someone who responds to about every post, likes every post, etc. that you post. The only exception to this is that simple minded family friend who does not really understand Facebook, or family of course. Depending on who it is, it's hard to get them to stop. You can drop them, but it's not always that simple. The best option is to cut them off from your news feed, as that avoids the "why did your drop me boo hoo" drama. Family cannot generally be a Facebook stalker. You dad sometimes quotes on everything because, well, you know dads...
2. A non-existent person that a person worries about by looking for tools to track their supposed stalker. Since it really does not matter if someone is looking at your pictures six times a day, there is not point in worrying abut it. The only real way to know a stalker, or worry about it, is when they post or like. Otherwise, like them browse your pics. It's rather vain and stupid to try and found out who they are. It shows a person who feels very self-important and conceited.
2. A non-existent person that a person worries about by looking for tools to track their supposed stalker. Since it really does not matter if someone is looking at your pictures six times a day, there is not point in worrying abut it. The only real way to know a stalker, or worry about it, is when they post or like. Otherwise, like them browse your pics. It's rather vain and stupid to try and found out who they are. It shows a person who feels very self-important and conceited.
Definition 1
Bryan: "Amanda is pretty much liking everything I post. It's a bit annoying."
Jeff: Yeah, she's a facebook stalker.
Definition 1:
Katie: I really wish I could find something to see who is looking at my pictures all the time.
Tiffany: I know, like totally. It's so creepy to thing about.
Sophia: Yeah, it is creepy, but let them. It's not like it's hurting you. It's different if they are constantly commenting on your stuff, etc. I mean does what some creeper does in their own time really matter. It's like some guy masturbating thinking about you. Creepy maybe, but let him.
Bryan: "Amanda is pretty much liking everything I post. It's a bit annoying."
Jeff: Yeah, she's a facebook stalker.
Definition 1:
Katie: I really wish I could find something to see who is looking at my pictures all the time.
Tiffany: I know, like totally. It's so creepy to thing about.
Sophia: Yeah, it is creepy, but let them. It's not like it's hurting you. It's different if they are constantly commenting on your stuff, etc. I mean does what some creeper does in their own time really matter. It's like some guy masturbating thinking about you. Creepy maybe, but let him.
by Urban Sophist April 5, 2015
Get the Facebook Stalker mug.when you are fully aware of a stalker, and for reasons only apparant to yourself or in aid of a bet you decide to use the stalker's stalkeryness to achieve the level of needs require to fulfil your desire.
Nad: I bet you £5 I get with someone before you do!
Amme: I have a plan!
Nad: What?!
Amme: I know this guy who has been tryin to hit on me.. ;)
Nad: OMG, YOU STALKERFACK?!?!
Amme: I have a plan!
Nad: What?!
Amme: I know this guy who has been tryin to hit on me.. ;)
Nad: OMG, YOU STALKERFACK?!?!
by cruzaaay February 16, 2010
Get the Stalkerfack mug.When someone forces stalking upon you by constantly updating their Facebook status. These are usually people who you generally could not give a shit about.
Oh my god! - Bro 1
What's up man? - Bro 2
I don't give a fuck about Jane Shmoe and her high school bullshit. - Bro 1
Looks like you're gettin' Reverse Facebook Stalked bro; sucks. - Bro 2
What's up man? - Bro 2
I don't give a fuck about Jane Shmoe and her high school bullshit. - Bro 1
Looks like you're gettin' Reverse Facebook Stalked bro; sucks. - Bro 2
by Seef8308 August 16, 2010
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