stabby

Stabby is a term used to describe individuals who have a strong desire to skulk around in the darkness of night and stab objects with sharp instruments. Often these objects are round and black as they remind the Stabby of their particularly bad experiences when they were small children. Often a Stabby will try and fool you into thinking they are quite intelligent, but close examination will reveal that they are nothing more that a bully looking for a school aged child to tease.

Sorry I am late, my car had an incident with a stabby.

by Kung Of The Duckheads April 15, 2019

muffin stable

A selection of fat ladies roaming a barn eating the feces of past animals.

I went to a hoe down last friday and met a whole muffin stable by the bathroom.

by Dr. Blueberry October 1, 2013

stab out

1.) from the movie Menace II Society

2.) to leave very quickly

"Blast them fools and let's stab out."

by Joe M. May 13, 2004

stabbin' puppies

The high pitched squealing sound your girlfriend or wife makes whilst having really amazing sex.

Last night when I was fuckin' my girlfriend her mom said it sounded like we were stabbin' puppies!

by sdavis January 1, 2008

Stab and a Half

A saying created by MatPat (The Game Theorist) in a Fran Bow live stream referring to something being good, making them happy, or working well.

Thanks. That was a Stab and a Half.

by Scientific Definitions February 28, 2016

Stabby

Stabby is a person that has stabbed someone, but has not been convicted yet.

Chantal said Stabby only stabbed his ex-girlfriend and cousin because he was scared they would take all the drugs from The Traphouse, and Chantal wouldn’t want to pay Stabby’s rent anymore because there was no drug supply left, and Chantal wasn’t gonna be able to Beeze like the Beezer she is.

by Nader Elshamy August 29, 2021

Purple-shirted eye-stabber

The most cleverly disguised criminal in the history of the world. That is, the world created by Cyanide & Happiness.
Usually wears purple shirts, sometimes multiple as a disguise.

1: "Argh, the purple-shirted eye-stabber!"
2: "Relax dude, it's just a Halloween costume"
1: *leaves*
2: *Takes of purple shirt to reveal another purple shirt*

by NightWind November 8, 2010