slastard

A guy who only cares about big boobs and blond hair. A manwhore. A guy who is obsessed with females and only cares about their bodies.

"God, Jason is such a slastard, the way he picks up girls at the strip club."

by Josh Heigh June 11, 2008

Sorastafarian

Your typical Sorority girl that acts like a total hippie. Also could refer to a wanna-be hippie chick that is a total snob, but wears 'hippie' clothes.

An example of a Sorastafarian: She's the one in front row center, wearing the Abercrombie 'hippie' skirt, smiling up at the lead singer pretending to know the words to the song. In all reality she'll probably go home with the bassist, then complain about how she secretly hates patchouli oil or if there it anything in her teeth.

by Emichelea November 12, 2010

Shasta

She is an amazing and beatiful girl. She always floats your boat. If you ever have a chance with a shasta take it. If you dont you will regret it more than anything. She is kind, smart, and loving. She is a gorgeous, courageous, and wonderful girl. Your life will not be complete without a shasta in it. She would make the best soul mate in the world. No one could ever replace her. No one could ever look as beatiful as a Shasta. She will be more than you ever needed. She is just so precious and lovable.

She is beatiful that must be a Shasta.

by Micachu Bu November 28, 2018

spastard

One whom is both spastic and a bastard

You fucking spastard! You make me glad I never married your father.

by Joseph Webster April 24, 2015

Shasta

A beautiful, sweet, intelligent girl. She can make you laugh no matter what. Make sure to take care of her.

Person: who's that gorgeous girl?

Person 2: that's Shasta

by XTruth HurtsX May 2, 2018

Shasta

Cheap, but great-tasting soda brand. Was available everywhere until the 1980s or so, today it's rather difficult to find compared to Pepsi or Coke.

Also a name for a mountain in California, and the name of a defunct camping trailer company.

"Wow! I haven't drank Shasta in years!"

by Jon Revelle February 24, 2009

shastalammagexcore

Of or like Shasta, having Shasta like qualities characterized by extreme lameness.
Being extremely lame.

Girl: Did you go the party on Friday?
Boy: Yeah, it was shastalammagexcore. I got kicked out by somebody who wasn't even the host.

Girl: That girl is so shastalammagexcore. Check out her nasty Aladdin sweatshirt!

by Sahara April 18, 2005