Swooping

The act of pooping while swimming.

Michael: this bowel movement is going to be really

Pichael: we're in the pool dude! Don't get caught swooping!

by Cloakanddagger95 September 8, 2018

Swooping

In skydiving. High speed, high performance landing.

Pond swooping is a form of competitive parachuting wherein canopy pilots attempt to touch down at a glide across a small body of water, and onto the shore.

by voytec January 12, 2012

swooping

The act by a male friend of intervening to protect a female companion from being disturbed by an unwanted male

Swooping: At a club some flithy banana is grinding your girls the swooper has the duty of removing said bannana

by banana removalers October 23, 2010

swooping

The act or process of a man trying to seduce his friend, or any other man's woman. Which is completely wrong and messed up to do thus naming the male a swooper.

Dude, you know Maria is with John. Stop swooping in on her you filthy smut.

by Big Bad B Lyons January 24, 2006

Swooping

Engaging in cunnilingus while the female is defecating. In other words a female blumpkin.

When things needed spicing up he gave her a good salty swooping.

by Hardcore June 3, 2015

Swooping

(Verb). Sweaty pooping.

Also, the act of spontaneously pooping after experiencing swamp ass.

Damn, it's hot in here. I'm going to start swooping any minute now.

by Pancho Bromo April 12, 2016

swooping

dress to impress

I came to school swooping my red and black shoes, jeans, and red and black sweatshirt.

by nmjcchristmas November 5, 2010