Sqwincher

A sudden and violent digestive explosion (poop or vomit).

Remember that Hot Pocket I ate for dinner? It just came back to haunt me as a Sqwincher.

Joey: “Yo, the neighbors just called and asked if we’re alright. Apparently they heard screaming coming from the wall in the bathroom.”
Alex: “ Yeah sorry guys, don’t go in there for a minute. I took a And it wasn’t pretty.”

by JeffreyBob May 4, 2019

Squench

To alter my face in a position of disgust or frustration

I saw a bug running across the floor, I killed it but it made my face squench up. Yuck!

by The original Queen Bee September 8, 2019

Squenching

Me and my best friend shoutout to Hannah b made this word when talking about a fart story

It’s where you are holding in a fart so your squenching

I was squenching my bum

by Squencher January 15, 2021

skwench

to quench ones thirst with semen

the parched young poof felt an overwhelming need to skwench his thirst.

by illinforyu August 23, 2009

Swench

A slutty Wench of a female

Your mum is a swencch

by Alan May 22, 2003

Squench

1. Synonym for “cunt” that is acceptable for use in polite conversation

2. Olde English word used to describe having sexual intercource whilst lying nude upon a sandy beach

1.“Madame Congresswoman, you clearly have some misconceptions about what services we offer, and it appears that this has led to you getting your squench in a knot.” -MZ, CEO

2. Oy, that Yank Congresswoman’s face looks like she just finished squenching.

by Wexnexler May 26, 2018

sqwanched

sqwanched; when you get pounded with a fist

dude you better shut the fuck up before you get sqwanched

by fishsunmoon April 15, 2016