squidgle

To squeeze between or around a person or object.

"I squidgled through that group of people at the bar and scored a drink!"

by Natelowery December 19, 2013

squddle

A cross between a squeeze and a cuddle, squddle

'give us a squddle' said Nichola to Mark

by nicg74 May 26, 2014

Squiddly-Diddly

The act of Squidward Tentacles riding a cow with a pen lid

“Check that crazy Squiddly-Diddly!”

by Thechanks October 2, 2017

Squiddies

When your boobs are so far apart and saggy they look like squidwards nose

Jaki has some sad AF looking squiddies

by Esa chunti November 11, 2017

Squindles

A very communist being who likes soviets bois and that stuff. He is very handsome and easily loved, he also probably has a slightly chunky friend called Callomio.

Person 1: Wow that guy is super cool
Person 2: Yeah he’s Squindles.

by Jo_den53 November 8, 2020

Squiddling

The act of turning into a squid for the purpose of playing multiple fiddles at once with your extra limbs. Usually so you can defeat the devil and save your soul.

Devil: I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul.
Johnny: You think summoning a few demons to help will save you?

- Johnny turns into a squid and begins squiddling 4 fiddles at once -

Devil: Noooooo, I didn't know you were a squiddler!

by Bingojosh1 July 6, 2021

Squidulence

"Squidulence" is the term used for the mild level of diarrhoea axperienced when intermittently, farts just cannot be trusted!

Have you seen "X' today? He was supposed to see me down the pig & whistle for lunch but never showed up?

Ahhh yeah I heard he's got crippling squidulence. Tried to slip one out in the co-op and had to leg it home.

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Mate, I honestly am not going near the reduced sushi at Morrisons, it legit makes me squidulent

by Scandi-seeker October 17, 2021