move the squishmellows 

moving the squishmellows entails having sex on someone else's futon. The squishmellows get moved out of common decency and to make more space on the futon.

"how was your weekend with your boyfriend?"

"it was really good!"

"Did you move the squishmellows?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

"Yessss the squismellows were moved!"

move the squishmellows by Josephina cuntina September 26, 2021

squishface 

1. Name given to Captain Murphy's pet
2. Insulting name given to any jerk
3. A term of endurement given to friends

"Heeeeey, Squishface."
"Shut up, Squishface."
"Ahh, Squishface pooted again."

squishface by Nathan Danger March 24, 2004

squishma 

An abbreviation for the phrase "Squish my nuts". Often used as a power move in an argument. knyuck and snuep.

Nathaniel: ... and that is why the current importation and exportation tax scheme is a failure.
Me: LITERALLY SQUISHMA NUTS XD!

squishma by Knyuck_Boi69 June 20, 2021

squishmallow 

the 10/10. so real amazing when u real. get it for a gift because they slay so much. they are the realest thing ever. always they slay. amazing thing for any occasion.

“wow squishmallow is so real for being that slay”
“ikr”

squishmallow by silly goofy rascal December 21, 2022

squishface 

The hilariouse sedistick alcohol drinking marshmellows from sealab 2021

shuffle taple taple fart shuff taple taple fart

squishface by felipe lobon September 21, 2004

squishface 

A type of smile in which the lips and mouth are pressed flat together across the face with the corners of the lips curved upwards resulting in something akin to the :3 emoticon.

Squishface occurs as a result of something that makes one extremely happy or excited, or as a result of pure goofiness. Squishface is often accompanied by bouncing, wiggling, flailing, squeaking, huffing or a small dance which may incorporate one or more elements here in described.

Most often displayed in carefree geeky/art/nerds/goofs with an extremely healthy inner child and who may possibly be a furry.

1. When he/she/I heard about the new Tron movie he/she/I bounced up and down huffing and making a squishface.

2. After finding (some awesome event or practice) online she/he/I glombed him/her/me making a squishface

3. After returning home he/she/I immediately tackled him/her/me and made a squishface.

4. I/He/She ran flailing making a squishface for absolutely no reason.

squishface by ClockworkDragon December 2, 2010

Squishmallow 

These things seem cute but as soon as you get one you will never escape the cult, they will just keep showing up and showing up until you can’t take it anymore and you sell them…..but they always come back to haunt you.

A squishmallow, a beautiful but terrifying being.

Squishmallow by Baileyslayer November 26, 2022