squirrel

THE BEST EFFING ANIMAL ALIVE!!!

i saw a squirrel..he was doing like this

by Cate mayonnaise February 23, 2011

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1. Anything that distracts you from current conversation or task at hand. 2. Word used to describe being distracted from current conversation or task.

Her: ... and then she said that Wednesday, not Saturday, would be better for her; of course, neither day really --
Me: Squirrel! ... uhm, what are we talking about again?

by DrWendel May 23, 2011

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Evil creatures that will help me take over the world.

go squirrel army, go!!!!

by Blagz May 17, 2006

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any small, hyperactive woodland creature that belongs to the order "Rodentia" and the family "Sciuridae" that is bent on world domination and stealing nuts and seeds and "incidently" forgetting where they hid them. they team up with other small, beady eyed animals on their hysterical plot.

squirrels, hamsters, cockatiels, mice! they all have hypnotic powers in their beady brains. why else do they make ppl swerve off the road or become road kill in the end?

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 17, 2005

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