Squiddick

It is a dick on a squid, usually very tiny and slimy.

Ex 1: Guuuurrrl that dudes got a Squiddick!
Ex 2: Your mom has a squiddick!!!!

by Kingeroo November 30, 2010

Squidding

The masturbatory act of massaging the head of your cock in a squid-like motion.

Dude I was squidding so hard last night I inked all over my computer!

by UmfangMeister March 5, 2011

Squiddly-Diddly

The act of Squidward Tentacles riding a cow with a pen lid

“Check that crazy Squiddly-Diddly!”

by Thechanks October 2, 2017

Squiddies

When your boobs are so far apart and saggy they look like squidwards nose

Jaki has some sad AF looking squiddies

by Esa chunti November 11, 2017

Squiddy

Squids are hot and sexy. you'd be lucky to be with a squid. They are so good at everything. They are insane like Jarvis. I love squiddssssss

JOhn: Your such a squiddy.
JOSH; Y thank you

by squidlover6969 August 2, 2020

Squiddling

The act of turning into a squid for the purpose of playing multiple fiddles at once with your extra limbs. Usually so you can defeat the devil and save your soul.

Devil: I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul.
Johnny: You think summoning a few demons to help will save you?

- Johnny turns into a squid and begins squiddling 4 fiddles at once -

Devil: Noooooo, I didn't know you were a squiddler!

by Bingojosh1 July 6, 2021

squiddlewapper

belly dancing grandma

“oh you little squiddlewappers 💓💓🥺🥺"

by yantao stan July 8, 2021