Squeezer

It is when ones face turns red and they start clamping their hands until the shit themselves.

Jesse had started a Squeezer and shit himself so we had to spray him with fabreze.

by happyjoe1 March 24, 2011

Squeezer

really nice rack

so nice, you want to squeeze them

whoa...now that's a sqeezer

by Frank "the man with no middle name" Chen February 28, 2003

Squeezer

The last bit of feces that clings to the tip of your anus, you try to force it out to no avail

Damn feces!!!!

by *********** March 29, 2003

Squeezer

One who claims their parents possesions as their own

I have an S2000!

by Anonymous February 14, 2003

Hog Squeezer

A male who masturbates to a female streamer on Twitch. Even if the content is decidedly non-sexual.

The hog squeezer in chat said, "I'm squeezing my hog to this. Gonna keep doing it even if you ban me."

by mcphersonmike June 29, 2020

bread squeezer

A person who is so awful, that they go into a grocery store and squeeze the loaves of bread.

Gerry is such a jerk, I bet he's a bread squeezer.

by Dinkleburguuu February 10, 2015

bar squeezer

the bartender wipes down a dirty bar, squeezes it into a shot glass..and promptly serves it to some drunken douche nozzle

the dude was obnoxious, so i had the bartender serve him a bar squeezer on me

by boomer315 January 20, 2011