squeet

a mixture of cute and sweet

awwww, that was so squeet. i cant believe how squeet that kitten is, its adorable..adorably squeet

by morellocherry August 3, 2009

squeeler

A man who has renounced all of his man points and respect in consequence to his utter obsession with a girl. The term can also be applied as a verb; to squeel, squeelering. A squeeler is the epitomy of a pussy-whipped pansy and the transition from man to squeeler is often devastating for any former friends of said squeeler.

A: 'Mate, you wanna go for a drink and start some fights?'
B: 'No, I'm waiting for a phonecall from Rachel.'
A: 'Squeeler.'

by jankooo December 13, 2010

Crispy Squeeler

1) After a long night of intercourse, the male wakes up and eats the female out. Due to the extra excretion from the female from the night before, it is a little "crispy" and when the female makes sounds of pleasure, that's where the term "Squeeler" comes from.

2) Going in dry. Due to the lack of moisturization, it is a "crispy" vagina and it obviously doesn't feel good, hence the term "Squeeler".

3) An old piece of bacon.

1) I woke up this morning and she wanted a Crispy Squeeler, so I just bit the bullet and got it over with.

2) I got impatient and she was moving slow, so I just went in for the Crispy Squeeler. She was not happy.

3) I couldn't find any real food for breakfast this morning, but I found a Crispy Squeeler on the counter and just ate that.

by CrispyInventor August 28, 2015

Squeeter syndrome

Unusually small penis

CAP'N BULLMOOSE has squeeter syndrome.

by 1people1world February 11, 2007

Squeeted

To accidentally Ejaculate, or romphe in one's eye.

DAMN! He Squeeted that bitch so bad, she Needs glasses!

I heard she got SQUEEtED on at that party last night!

by Kyra L July 29, 2008

squeeters

Testicles-- often heard at San Diego State College in the 1960s. Perhaps fraternity slang.

"one shot to the squeeters and he's down!" "The softball hit him in the squeeters and he went blind for an hour!"

by Gono Filponuz April 14, 2008

squeeTV

Any TV program, including typical teen dramedies and animes, that contains huge amounts of fanservice that is usually aimed towards girls or the more romantically inclined audience in general.

Usually results in blushing and loud SQUEEEEEs from fangirls, hence the name.

Two examples of squeeTV include Sonny With a Chance and Ouran High School Host Club.

by Biting Fish March 25, 2010