voldemort squeezer

when your making out with your girlfriend and you hawk a loogie into her mouth.

I heard that Stevie gave his ginge Kelly a Voldemort Squeezer while they were making out in the park

by Your Fuqqin Boy June 29, 2009

Breakfeast Squeezer

Getting a hand-job while eating breakfeast.

Last time I was in Amsterdam I had a cup of coffee, a muffin, todays newspaper and a breakfeast squeezer.

by Sean Bishop July 9, 2009

Frame Squeezer

When someone with a shitty computer tries to get as best as they can out of their 10 year old graphics card.

"Hey that guy is a Frame Squeezer. Just look at that GTX 760."

by kooljess702 July 29, 2017

Mahogany Squealer

A fart in which the pitch starts off low and becomes very high by the end of the fart.

The Mahogany Squealer brought the entire room's attention to the little boy, who's ass seemingly ripped a squealer even the gods envied.

by Stahl June 28, 2006

Lemon Squeezer

Someone that gives you hand jobs.

I could use a lemon squeezer.

by Party Crashers October 12, 2009

squealer

one who squeals, one who disrupts/disturbs other people's lives,one who spends time simultaneously making people hate them.

see nerc.

by ... February 22, 2003

deuce squeezer

another way to say asshole

your a fucking deuce squeezer

by Myster Rees March 6, 2007