by TheGo@t March 17, 2015
Get the Squeaker mug.Noun: A person who holds a job for no apparent reason. Generally lacking qualifications, the individual adds no value, performs no real work, displays no motivation and seems to have only one real skill - persistently occupying office space, an official entry in Human Resource's employee database, removing oxygen from the air and producing carbon dioxide.
Verb: Office Squat, Office Squatting- to occupy office space without performing a designated job or adding value.
Adj: A term describing an individual putting forth no effort and adding no value in the work place.
See Politician; see also; state, local or federal government employee. See also; tenured teacher; tenured professor; public school administrator, any relative of the boss working for a company.
Verb: Office Squat, Office Squatting- to occupy office space without performing a designated job or adding value.
Adj: A term describing an individual putting forth no effort and adding no value in the work place.
See Politician; see also; state, local or federal government employee. See also; tenured teacher; tenured professor; public school administrator, any relative of the boss working for a company.
"I've worked here for 6 months and I haven't see John do anything." Yea, he's the boss' son, a real Office Squatter.
Since Jane got 5 tenure 3 years ago she hasn't changed her lecture, mid-term or final exam. Yea, tenure is a virtual guarantee to make a motivated professional into an office squatter.
Since Jane got 5 tenure 3 years ago she hasn't changed her lecture, mid-term or final exam. Yea, tenure is a virtual guarantee to make a motivated professional into an office squatter.
by Deconblu August 22, 2010
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Screathers is a combination of two words; scratch (adjective) and feathers (noun). Put together making the word: SCREATHERS.
Screathers, a term not developed or coined from the mind of a human, but rather the genius of a one pound, 'red butt chicken' (African Grey Parrot) named Einstein (Talking Texan Parrot). He is 24 year's young and has a vocabulary better than most people. Einstein's fame came when Youtube. when it was just in its infancy, back in the mid 2000's, He has his on Youtube Channel and can be found across most social media platforms.
Screathers, a term not developed or coined from the mind of a human, but rather the genius of a one pound, 'red butt chicken' (African Grey Parrot) named Einstein (Talking Texan Parrot). He is 24 year's young and has a vocabulary better than most people. Einstein's fame came when Youtube. when it was just in its infancy, back in the mid 2000's, He has his on Youtube Channel and can be found across most social media platforms.
by Otto.man November 11, 2021
Get the screathers mug.Those annoying people who tie up the traffic flow at fast food drive-thru lines.Typically, they are a mommy van full of rowdy rug rats or an entire soccer team who pull up to the intercom without having decided what everybody wants.After holding up the line for 15 minutes,they again stall the flow at the pay window where they change and modify their orders.Then at the pick-up window they get their 5 bags of grub and only pull up half a car length where they begin dividing and distributing the bounty but still blocking traffic because nobody can get around them.
Shit! I can't get around those fucking drive thru squatters because they've stopped to do a french fry audit.
by wolfbait51 April 3, 2011
Get the drive thru squatters mug.A person over an online game with microphones who has an annoyingly high pitched voice, often under 11. Squeakers commonly get upset over every bad thing that happens to them, taking it out on fellow players through loud shouting and mass amounts of swearing and name calling. Commonly found in popular FPS (first person shooter) games ex. Halo 3, Call of Duty 4, Battlefield 2 etc.
squeaker:"Dude you guys suck! You got me killed because you didn't sacrifice your own life for mine! I kicked ass in the beta! You all are such n00bs, you would never make it in my clan."
guy 1:"Shut up you squeaker."
guy 1:"Shut up you squeaker."
by charlie lower February 19, 2008
Get the squeaker mug.A squeaker a child on an online FPS game ( typically COD, but sometimes Halo, Counterstrike, and others) that gets so upset that they begin to speak in profane slurs. These children are normally between the ages of six to twelve and will normally shout out 'HAKAAAR!' or 'That's bullshit! I'm better than you!' At almost every death that they get. Normally, they have atrociously bad sportsmanship in most shooters and will talk the most trash-talk in the game. They are traditionally really poor at the game and will squeal at any chance to the point most people thirteen and up will want to kill themselves with the MAC10 they have in game.
A squeaker rage is when the squeaker begins to bitch and whine about the game, or when you bitch and whine about the squeaker.
A squeaker rage is when the squeaker begins to bitch and whine about the game, or when you bitch and whine about the squeaker.
Squeaker: STOPFUCKINGKILLINGMEFAGGOT!
Fifteen year old: just shut up with your squeaker rage already, holy shit dude, you are ruining Halo 4 for me.
Fifteen year old: just shut up with your squeaker rage already, holy shit dude, you are ruining Halo 4 for me.
by Thecaboose53bunchie April 29, 2015
Get the squeaker rage mug.someone who hides their online status while on myspace because they don't want people to know how often they are actually on it.
by rabbit317 December 9, 2008
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