Vibe Squash

Vibe Squashing is the act by which a person removes a negative topic from conversation by stating: Vibe Squashed. Typically, the scenario will involve illicit drugs and be used as a measure to prevent negative vibes from manifesting themselves into uncontrollable paranoia, but this does not have to be the case, and a vibe squash can be used in any social setting where negative vibes may exist. Once the vibe squashed is an accepted term amongst the group, any member of the group can interject the conversation with vibe squashed and the conversation must start anew.

Bill: Yo, what if the cops come or something while we're doing all these drugs, or something.

Ted: Hey man, vibe squashed.

Jake: The weather outside... Is weather.

by vibesquashed August 25, 2013

squash the beef

to remedy a situation by issuing an apology and/or beating someones ass

Dude, squash the beef and apologize

Nick would like to squash the beef by throwing fists

by Grinny July 21, 2006

Squash

A slang word for oral sex. Similar to head, skull or dome.

Yo hunny just give me some squash!

by Bald Boy November 8, 2021

Squawky Porky

A short, arrogant little goblin who's teeth overwhelm the whole room. Is very quick over the first ten metres, and has a strong aversion to hugs. Lisps are very prevalent among this species, along with bad hair styles, and (many) defects are common.

"What's that dark, slimy thing in the corner?"
"Oh, that's just a Squawky Porky"

by Da_Purple_Alien February 18, 2017

Butternut squash

A sexual act where penis is inserted into her vagina while simultaneously inserting your nut sack into her butthole

“My girlfriend went vegetarian so instead of giving her meat, I gave her the butternut squash”

“Bro my girl loves this new thing called the butternut squash!”

“Girl you need to eat more vegetables! Have you ever tried the butternut squash?”

by SkinnyMJ August 13, 2019

Squash that noise

To advise someone to stop doing "stop moaning" or "stop chatting sh1t"

Example 1.

Dude 1: Hey bro, I'm going out on the pull tonight so likely I'll be back with some hot totty

Dude 2: Dude, squash that noise, you're always on about it but you never pull cus you're a duche

Example 2. - At the pub

Dude 1: Boy's I'm strapped for cash cus my Mrs left me and took everything

Dude 2: Squash that noise, you know I've got your back, drinks on me dude

by The Specialist-age June 24, 2011

Thot Squats

When a thot squats in order to gain thiccness on her booty

Rebecca: Did you see Jenny doing thot squats during gym class?
Sarah:Omg, I did! Shes such a thot

by des rires June 14, 2019