squanching

Squanching:
A form of alien dance where one partner sticks the equivalent of its head into the other two partners' rectums (must be two different rectum equivalents) and all three spin around in unison for 8 glee kiang time frames without punching the gnarlegar hard enough to hurlginthug brogirl.

Have you ever seen two hurlags and a bux bavore squanching? It's more beautiful than a sixbin bopilgaaz!

by Richard Wagner III July 21, 2014

squanch

a penis that is fatter than it is long which usually results in men sitting down in order to piss and clogged vaginas
see chode,choad

I tried to jack-off but i couldn't get a good grip on my squanch

by Luke January 20, 2004

Squanch

To crush, compress or smash.

Erin used a brick to squanch Scott's brains in for talking to much.

by KROPSi August 3, 2017

Squanching

A form of eating you food with your mouth open. Making loud noise. Crunching, smacking.

Stop squanching your food, it annoying and to loud!

by Midn July 30, 2017

Squanch

Making out very, VERY wildely. Meaning mouth wide open, tongue going everywhere, everything nasty.

Oh my God, brah, we were squanching so hard last night.

by CreepzOfficial June 14, 2016

Squanch

When smoking marijuana, the last hit before the bowl is just ash.

Also can mean tired, or worn out.

I was excited about getting higher, but Jeff Squanched the bowl.

Jeff wanted to go to the gym after classes, but he was squanched after his algebra class.

by 17319827937193 October 2, 2017

Squanch-Mallow

When a Squishmallow stuffed toy is given a sizable opening where a male inserts his sailor into and brutally fucks to completion.

Hey Chad can i borrow your Squanch-Mallow for the weekend?

by NJP777 February 12, 2021