squadding

Doing something you haven't really got time for, usually before going out. Origins from comedy series 'Police Squad' where the teller completes his chores after being fatally shot.

Where the hell is Kelly? We've gotta go!
She's still in the bathroom squadding!

by kaisersoseh May 13, 2017

Squiddies

When your boobs are so far apart and saggy they look like squidwards nose

Jaki has some sad AF looking squiddies

by Esa chunti November 11, 2017

Chomp on the squiddie

When you intentionally bite down on the lips of a vagina.

Yo did you chomp on the squiddie with that girl last night?

by Shnipe July 23, 2016

squaddle butt

A huge flat dumpy saggy ass on a "thikin"

"Hey Matt" says Jesse "THIS is my Friend JENNY shes real nice." "You only say that cause she has a little thick and she has a huge SQUADDLE BUTT!! says Matt...in front of her.

by I like dumpers August 26, 2007

squaddledongum

a term referring to an Irish man spilling his beer and cursing another Irish man 3 years of bad beer.

Ahh ya spilled me beer ya wee fucka, squaddledongum on ya reachid arse

by Kdizzle1345 March 12, 2017

squaddleopp

another word for an absolute retard

“omg karen ur such a squaddleopp”
“i hate squaddleopps”

by nataliessegura January 31, 2020

Squaddle

To act duck like

The homeless man liked to Squaddle for money.

by YoDog X April 2, 2020