splunging

When a women is so wringingly wet downstairs it makes a mess of her undergarments and runs down her legs.

"Wow that Menace chap is so stunning, Im splunging"

"Look at Lauren Courtney, she's splunging again"

by Hector McMadman January 7, 2012

sprouting plant

A censored phrase to use to identify that your boy part is ready to play instead of saying "I'm so hard."

It's taller than the Eiffel Tower.

It's finally awake. Time to play!

I saw his sprouting plant!

by a dumb kid lol April 13, 2022

Sprouting bullock

v. The act of lying extensively, oftentimes, ridiculously, for fun or because he/she wants something from the person he/she's lying to.

ex.
Person 1: Seen that weirdo cat-loving eHarmony girl on YT? Is that actually real?

Person 2: Nah, methinks she's sprouting bullocks.

or
Guy: When I'm with you.. I'm on top of the world.. I don't wanna miss a second wit...

Girl: yeah whatever... I see you're sprouting bullocks again. What do you want this time?

n. Douche, bullshitter, lying scumbag, dick. Basically, all negative behaviours put together into that person, e.g. a rockstar. (some rockstars, i mean.)

'Sprouting Bullocks' would be a very good name for a rock band.

by ThrivingspockIvory June 18, 2011

Brussel Sprouting

When you accidentally make someone paranoid by saying something that has no paranoid-inducing qualities

Nick is brussel sprouting Christie by cooking and saying Brussels Sprout, making her go crazy.

by 3rana July 31, 2019

Skrunting

when a male and female are having bum sex and the man pulls out to swap to the vagina but 'accidentaly' he misses and sends his jism up the girls chest. as the girl stands up in shock the male 'accidentaly' head butts her in the back of the head.

Male. "sorry about the skrunting last night i swear it was an accident"

Female. "yeah just like it was a accident the other ten times"

by Rolphy March 5, 2009

Jerry Springing

Telling a significant other that you are cheating on them.

Derived from Jerry Springer shows.

When John came home from Veronica's house, he told his wife that he'd been Jerry Springing.

by Kelley D. August 3, 2005

Sprouting Vagina

when a person over reacts in anger toward something that is not important; getting overly angry for the situation.

"dude, when i told James Lee i didn't wanna hear him talk about North Korea again he started sprouting vagina and yelled at me."

by MR.MCCOY September 22, 2009