Jerry Springer

"The cheapest way to get jewelry, (particularly beadead)"

"Jerry Springer I would like to get my Jerry Beads"

by kristinamaried January 8, 2010

Jerry Springer

Host of a hillarious tv show

I love to watch Jerry Springer

by loco asshole February 6, 2005

spranger

a person who steals, especially so that they can support their drug habit (buy drugs). If using the word sprang to mean steal NB it is not used in the past eg. Sprang can be either steal/stole

Somebody sprang (stole) my expensive shirt from the line today.

The man next door is a spranger.

by Danielle Morris August 22, 2006

Springer Spaniel

a rather smart dog that is relatively easy to train with six inch ears that we still haven't found a use for. This type of dog (if you don't trim it) has so much hair that when it sits on your bed you have a sheet.

Look at the ears on that springer spaniel!

Salesman: "Hello we have a great deal on bedding today."

Customer: "Ok, thanks, but I have a springer spaniel."

Salesman: "Oh...."

by Springerz May 19, 2009

Jerry springer midget fight

So untasteful yet sooooooo funny you cant resist..

Hey Bob, I was watching this vid, HA HA, sorry man, on youtu, HA HA HAAA, oh my god it was sooooo fun, fu, HA HA ha haaa.. (Ten minutes of laughing later at the video Jerry springer midget fight), HA HA HA, and MAN, I was just looking at the screen shouting JERRY, JERRY, JERRY..

by wl11lam March 26, 2010

Rum springer

1) A rum springer is a commonly used expression when the amish come out to play

2) A rum springer is a person who barely comes out but makes a cameo appearance, generally breaking down the bar

Joseph: Well gee Jedidiah, long day at the plow?
Jedidiah: I could be sinning right now, lets get drunk
Joseph: Ye hah! RUM SPRINGER!

by Radiobed May 21, 2010

Sprungry

The feeling of being so superbly hungry that you cannot concentrate on anything except how you are going to satisfy that hunger

"Why is Luke eating out of the garbage can?"
Let him be bro, he's Sprungry.

by LongTanAndHandsome January 19, 2017