Jerry Springing

Telling a significant other that you are cheating on them.

Derived from Jerry Springer shows.

When John came home from Veronica's house, he told his wife that he'd been Jerry Springing.

by Kelley D. August 3, 2005

Sprouting Vagina

when a person over reacts in anger toward something that is not important; getting overly angry for the situation.

"dude, when i told James Lee i didn't wanna hear him talk about North Korea again he started sprouting vagina and yelled at me."

by MR.MCCOY September 22, 2009

Sponging off the Raise

Living at home and taking money and food from your
parents or those that raised you.

"What are you going to do this summmer?"
"Me, not much, just sponging off the raise."

by yo yo nursed February 9, 2006

sponging

Wanting to have sex with someone's brain (sponge matter) when they display incredible and epic intellect.

Dude, Rachel Maddow's joke last night made me want to pop her brain out of her head and sponge it.

That professor's superior use of French and German makes me wanna sponge him all over the classroom.

Sponging is how nerds get constant action.

by Gary and Loraine August 17, 2009

light scrounging tard

A light scrounging tard is the name given to a chav who goes out and buys cigarettes and yet has no idea you have to light them until they leave the shop and open the packet. They then proceed to ask random members of the public, mainly people they don't like (mostly greebo kids) for a light.

Chav: Yo man, you got a light?
Member of Public: What? You light scrounging tard, you spent about a fiver on a packet of cigarettes and yet didn't spend the 10p needed for a box of matches? Fuck Off!

by Tommy The Beer Drinker May 2, 2006

Scrounging

The act or process of looking for weed anywhere and everywhere.

I ran out of weed so i was Scrounging throught my pockets and my car and found about a gram.

by JesusinaJello July 28, 2008

sponging it

its when someone is sitting on a seat, farts but it is absorbed in to the sponge so when the next person sits on the seat that person gets the smell from the fart

jack: dude i was totally sponging it on the chair, i cant wait till jerry sits down
*silence*
jerry: ewwww! JACK!

by horny-dandilion June 16, 2007