spit-zer-ize
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1. The act of spending a large sum of money on an expensive prostitute, similar to how Eliot Spitzer spent large sums of money on prostitute Ashley Dupre.
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1. The act of spending a large sum of money on an expensive prostitute, similar to how Eliot Spitzer spent large sums of money on prostitute Ashley Dupre.
by doctorgroove August 2, 2008
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by Ryan F.... March 12, 2008
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by KinkyBagel November 7, 2019
If one engages in a wrong activity, confident that one will not get caught, but the activity unexpectedly emerges to the surface and brings the downfall, one spitzers himself.
Johnny spitzered himself when his plagiarism he committed fifteen years ago was caught: he lost his tenure.
by John Casper-Schneider April 20, 2008
Get the Spitzer mug.To lay pipe on a prostitute. It can also refer to getting cockblocked by the police or the Feds while trying to lay pipe on a prostitute.
"I spitzered the hell out of this hooker last night."
OR "Right as I took off my pants, I got spitzered by some undercover cop"
OR "Right as I took off my pants, I got spitzered by some undercover cop"
by AfroJacks March 10, 2008
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*Note: solo maneuver requires the man have two penises
*Note: solo maneuver requires the man have two penises
by Smackdown Lane July 28, 2006
Get the white wine spritzer mug.A married, government official, who gets caught administering substantial amounts of money to have sex with a prostitute(s) over the course of many months/years well aware how wrong it is and the consequences.
I hope one day when I become governor of New York I do not become a spitzer, and if I do, I hope I do not have a coach sleezy happen to me.
by Brett Lindros The Mayor of Glenside March 19, 2008
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