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Spreadsheet Block

Similar to writer's block but for spreadsheet dorks rather than writing dorks. Having trouble or being completely unable to begin a spreadsheet because you cannot envision how the analysis needs to look.
John: "I need to get this analysis done for my boss but I can't figure out how to get started...total spreadsheet block."

Dave: "You're a fucking dork!"
by thenumbersdork February 24, 2009
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Spreadshite

The creation of spreadsheets to track other spreadsheets to track project details managed just fine by other types of software. Just like the floating mystery turd left behind after a toilet clog, spreadshite gives off an awful smell, is difficult to clean up, and is difficult to pin on any one person... but everyone knows who did it.

Spreadshite is usually encountered when members of management only know how to use Excel and are resistant to learning new tools to do their fucking job.
The marketing manager couldn't be bothered to learn Kanban, so instead he required his team to update sheets and sheets of spreadshite by hand.
by suuuper_b June 11, 2018
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spreadshaming

Shaming someone for spreading a virus or bacteria.
Bob: You really should stay at home in quarantine after travelling to Italy!
Veronica: Stop spreadshaming Bob!
by iamgroot42 March 12, 2020
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spreadable ham

Alternative name for a skateboard injury aka - Road rash - Skin abrasions from sliding on the pavement after a skateboarding accident. aka SPAM
1. Bro tried an ollie and all he got a bad case of spreadable ham
by sk8Trs July 4, 2020
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Spreadativity

The act of spreading cheeks…..and sometimes negativity….spreadativity
I’m on some spreadativity shit tonight man
by peepeebunzo January 22, 2022
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Spreadables

plural for slutty women who "spread" their legs
"darren do you have the herp?"

"yeah i had too many spreadables"
by ruh-duh March 14, 2014
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spreadator

One who spreads sexually transmitted diseases knowingly, in a predatory nature.
If I caught an std I would spread it to my ex like a spreadator
by Cruchie July 17, 2017
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